Making the list, checking it twice and shit
Dear Santa,
I know it is only just now December, but hey, black Friday came and went and Americans pretty much shove Christmas-time up Thanksgiving's ass. That blimp of you at the Macy's parade? Yeah, Kringle, that guy just springs comercial cheer all through the states, you should be thrilled. Anyhow 'm just making a point that it's not too early to send in my list.
I would like:
-Some motivation
-The new and improved, travel-size analytical skills.
-A winter jacket that doesn't make me feel like a jackass.
-Socks
-mittens
-Really Cute Boy: X-treme! -complete with cuddle action and the intrest and humor attachments. (the one that comes with the button you press that makes him say cocky, jerky things is not the right one. Neither is the one that comes with the velcro body, to keep attached at all times. You always screw it up Santa, every damn year.)
-a magic unbreakable portable music thing of some type.
-a how to book on set painting techniques.
-Some extra hours of time in a bottle (I promise I'll use sparingly)
-The "means of expressing creativity in constructive manners" kit.
-A hundred on my I search.
I think that's all for now, Santa. If I come up with something else, I'll be sure to use Fed Ex or something and get it to you quickly.
Thankyou, as always,
Reina Apraez
The older, messy spic girl in that funny house with a lot of people and the weird chimney
Syracuse, NY
PS. Since I'm now vegan, don't expect those same baked oatmeal-raisin cookies I used to always have ready for you.
Just letting you know. Maybe I'll learn a recipe for gingersnaps.
I know it is only just now December, but hey, black Friday came and went and Americans pretty much shove Christmas-time up Thanksgiving's ass. That blimp of you at the Macy's parade? Yeah, Kringle, that guy just springs comercial cheer all through the states, you should be thrilled. Anyhow 'm just making a point that it's not too early to send in my list.
I would like:
-Some motivation
-The new and improved, travel-size analytical skills.
-A winter jacket that doesn't make me feel like a jackass.
-Socks
-mittens
-Really Cute Boy: X-treme! -complete with cuddle action and the intrest and humor attachments. (the one that comes with the button you press that makes him say cocky, jerky things is not the right one. Neither is the one that comes with the velcro body, to keep attached at all times. You always screw it up Santa, every damn year.)
-a magic unbreakable portable music thing of some type.
-a how to book on set painting techniques.
-Some extra hours of time in a bottle (I promise I'll use sparingly)
-The "means of expressing creativity in constructive manners" kit.
-A hundred on my I search.
I think that's all for now, Santa. If I come up with something else, I'll be sure to use Fed Ex or something and get it to you quickly.
Thankyou, as always,
Reina Apraez
The older, messy spic girl in that funny house with a lot of people and the weird chimney
Syracuse, NY
PS. Since I'm now vegan, don't expect those same baked oatmeal-raisin cookies I used to always have ready for you.
Just letting you know. Maybe I'll learn a recipe for gingersnaps.