The Fortune Cookie of Death Strikes Again

[lunakate]

A couple of years ago, Hurricane Floyd was headed our way and Mom was getting buggy with her PTSD (from Hurricane Hugo). Over chinese take-out dinner, it was decided we would evacuate early the next day if it was headed our way. Mom's paranoia overflowed into me as I read my fortune "You will move into a wonderful new home within the year" and I took that as a bad omen. I decided the house would be destroyed and thus dubbed the cookie "The Fortune Cookie of Death."

There is currently a new hurricane that might be headed our way. I had chinese for lunch today. What do you think my fortune was??