Open Letter
To the high school boys riding bicycles on the all-purpose path through the Metroparks who were offended by my bralessness this evening:
My sympathies go out to you. It must be very difficult being a pubescent boy who has so little firsthand experience with breasts as to not realize that women do, in fact, have nipples under their shirts. Or that breasts, being attached to bodies, move around when said bodies move. In order to avoid wrecking your social status altogether, I recommend you keep your sad state of miseducation to yourself, and not spouting it at passersby in public.
Sincerely,
K.M.
My sympathies go out to you. It must be very difficult being a pubescent boy who has so little firsthand experience with breasts as to not realize that women do, in fact, have nipples under their shirts. Or that breasts, being attached to bodies, move around when said bodies move. In order to avoid wrecking your social status altogether, I recommend you keep your sad state of miseducation to yourself, and not spouting it at passersby in public.
Sincerely,
K.M.