Sherlock Fanfic: A Study in Text (Epilogue)
TEXT FROM: SHERLOCK HOLMES
SENT: 9:43 AM
You didn’t buy any milk.
I’m disappointed, John.
SH
TEXT FROM: JOHN WATSON
SENT: 9:45 AM
Usually the morning after you wake up next to a person and not a phone
Where are you
TEXT FROM: SHERLOCK HOLMES
SENT: 9:46 AM
Downstairs.
SH
TEXT FROM: JOHN WATSON
SENT: 9:47 AM
And you decide to text instead of talk
Why am i even surprised
TEXT FROM: SHERLOCK HOLMES
SENT: 9:48 AM
Talking would require going back upstairs.
Besides, I have to keep an eye on the spleens.
If they cool too much I won’t get accurate results.
SH
TEXT FROM: JOHN WATSON
SENT: 9:48 AM
What spleens
TEXT FROM: JOHN WATSON
SENT: 9:49 AM
Never mind
I’ll be in the shower
TEXT FROM: JOHN WATSON
SENT: 10:07 AM
Out
Have i gone mad or do I smell bacon and eggs
TEXT FROM: SHERLOCK HOLMES
SENT: 10:08 AM
I thought you’d prefer it to the smell of rotting turtle carcass.
SH
TEXT FROM: JOHN WATSON
SENT: 10:08 AM
I hope you washed your hands after touching the spleen
TEXT FROM: SHERLOCK HOLMES
SENT: 10:09 AM
Of course I did. Do you take me for a barbarian?
And currently the spleens are safely defrosting in the fridge.
SH
TEXT FROM: JOHN WATSON
SENT: 10:11 AM
That’s where the eggs are too
TEXT FROM: SHERLOCK HOLMES
SENT: 10:11 AM
They’re in separate containers, of course.
SH
TEXT FROM: JOHN WATSON
SENT: 10:16 AM
Now theres something burning
TEXT FROM: SHERLOCK HOLMES
SENT: 10:18 AM
Why would they put a setting on the toaster that produces black toast?
SH
TEXT FROM: JOHN WATSON
SENT: 10:19 AM
Haha maybe skip the toast then
Thanks for breakfast
Be down as soon as i dress
TEXT FROM: SHERLOCK HOLMES
SENT: 10:20 AM
You can pay me back by unpacking my suitcase.
SH
TEXT FROM: JOHN WATSON
SENT: 10:20 AM
Fat chance of that happening
TEXT FROM: SHERLOCK HOLMES
SENT: 10:29 AM
The socks go in drawer on the top left.
SH
TEXT FROM: JOHN WATSON
SENT: 10:30 AM
I hate you
TEXT FROM: SHERLOCK HOLMES
SENT: 10:30 AM
I do believe last night provides evidence to the contrary.
Now come downstairs before your bacon turns to ice.
SH
TEXT FROM: JOHN WATSON
SENT: 10:31 AM
Okay let me just finish up here
TEXT FROM: JOHN WATSON
SENT: 10:34 AM
Thanks for the snow globe
TEXT FROM: SHERLOCK HOLMES
SENT: 10:34 AM
<3
TEXT FROM: SHERLOCK HOLMES
SENT: 10:35 AM
What have you done to me, John Watson?
SH