You know that horrible feeling you get where you're perpetually stepping forward but contrary to logic the world around you isn't moving and you're just plunkering on in the same spot and you're getting exhausted but when you stop you realise you're still at the same place ( Read more... )

So let me tell you the story about a scary hotel that I once lived in (LOL ( Read more... )

Just got a call from an overseas dude who said he was from Microsoft because "your computer has been sending us error messages".

At this point alarm bells started going off because
a) Don't remember any recent messages
b) Since when was Microsoft customer service this good
c) Unless they're calling to kill my pirated WindowsPlayed along with him ( Read more... )

This morning while I was walking happily under an overcast sky o'er fresh green lawns full of invisible pits and a road of loose pebble designed to permanently scar your BMW, two dogs, a large dark brown one and a smaller tan one, both the same breed...kinda like a lab but bigger and thicker in build, appeared on the other side of the road, ( Read more... )

On my way home just then I got jumped by a dog and now I feel itchy all over ( Read more... )

to me~

I would normally be against putting up a picture of a stranger to celebrate, but this is too cute a coincidence to miss XD


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For the one person who was interested in knowing whether I am still alive, I am, sort of. LOL ( Read more... )

I was reading a Chinese article which translated "Edo shogunate" as "爱都少干内特 ( Read more... )

I know it's incredibly bad luck to say things like that but =___ ( Read more... )