3cm More or Less ... [AOI / RUKI] - MINI-SHOT
Title: 3cm. More or Less...
Chapters: Mini-Shot
Author: luna_no_koibito
Dedicated to: To my dear Pontyan~ pooobaihr
Genre: Crack, Romance
Warnings: Tatsuro! (believe me that says a lot), language
Rating: PG-15
Pairing: Aoi / Ruki
Bands: The GazettE
Disclaimer: I don't own them, and don't wish I did because I'd be sorry for what could befall them （・＿・；）！
Summary: More and more J-rockers are getting into the rapidly addicting world of Twitter. Among this musicians, Aoi is probably the number one user, and after having finally dragged Ruki along in the frenzy; will he regret it?
Comment: I wrote this in a feverish state at 3AM (was still at school), and perfected it this morning (I hate being sick).
3cm. More or Less ...
Aoi_theGazettE 'Morn~ing! How is everyone! I am feeling fan-tas-tic in fact … I am feeling so well, that I think I'll stay home today...! (^0^ )b
RUKItheGazettE Morning! … And of course you would want to do NOTHING … when ever do you??? (
Aoi_theGazettE A~~~~! I see we have haters … and so~ early in the morning too!! (/_; ) …
RUKItheGazettE … (-_- ) … I better get going … because I do work hard to give the fans the best they can get, actually, “our dear” fans (lol).
Aoi_the_GazettE Why so~ up~ tight~? … (；´д｀ ) @RUKItheGazettE … (-_- ) … I better get going … because I DO work hard to give the fans the best they can get actually, “our dear” fans (lol).
mucc_tatsuro … could it be because his is 3cm long (^O^ )v!!? (Aoi said that a few days ago ...) @Aoi_the_GazettE Why so~ up~ tight~? … (；´д｀ ) @RUKItheGazettE … (-_- ) … I better get going … because I DO work hard to give the fans the best they can get actually, “our dear” fans (lol).
Direct message sent to tatsuro_mucc
RUKItheGazettE No … it is because that is the ONLY way he can feel something whenever we do it (笑).
mucc_tatsuro Fufufufuffu! Apparently the dick of a certain guitarist is even shorter, than 3cm!
Aoi_the_GazettE Oi~!(,,#ﾟДﾟ) @mucc_tatsuro Fufufufuffu! Apparently the dick of a certain guitarist is even shorter, than 3cm!
RUKItheGazettE Ok … Off to work I go (lol）
Aoi_the_GazettE Oi~!Oi~!Oi~!Oi~!(,,#ﾟДﾟ) @RUKItheGazettE Ok … Off to work I go (lol）
“So is that how it is? …” lowly hissed Aoi, randomly dropping his blackberry on his bed, while vengefully squinting his eyes at Ruki's figure, which was backing him, and apparently still to busy doing whatever with his cell phone
“What … is? ...” absentmindedly inquired the vocalist, whom was about to send Tatsuro another direct message, ignoring the fact that Aoi was trying to get his attention
“So ... after I made your Oh I am never going to get a twitter little hating ass actually get one, you are going to diss me like this?” expressed the guitarist, initially, in pretense anger
“Uh ...uh …” absently agreed Ruki, giggling at whatever he was reading on his screen at the moment. Feeling a nerve twitch in slight, but real, irritation, at the blond's persistent sobbing, Aoi impulsively leaned forward, snatch the phone from his lover, throw it somewhere next to his, and pinned the younger down
“Someone's ass about to get torn ...” viciously hissed the brunette, at which delightful information Ruki's eyes, slightly widened “... but then again, according to you, I am not that big so you should be fine ne?” sarcastically pointed out the guitarist in a low tone
“So~ susceptible ...” whispered Ruki, playfully rolling his eyes
“So~ going to be late for work” proudly began to retort the brunette, knowing how much the shorter hated being late, when his own cell phone suddenly vibrated. Making sure to keep the seemingly-not-too-propose to run away blond, from the grip of one of his hands, he grabbed the phone and read
Direct message sent to Aoi_theGazettE
mucc_tatsuro … Ruki is not replying! You nasty!, bet you are working on giving him a 3cm wide hole … You nasty, nasty nasty people! … I'm going to spread the happy news … (￣▽￣)ノ＿彡☆バンバン！!
“Lol … got that right” whispered and chuckled the brunette, newly throwing the phone aside getting ready to have some good ol'morning-loving, and obviously thinking the blond in the same mood. Who wouldn't? He was Aoi for crying out loud, sex machine on demand and command.
However, the gesture of getting rid of the phone, without informing the vocalist of the happening, made the Ruki's eyes widen so much, it almost felt as if not knowing what had just happened on said phone, was far more dreadful than the prospect of getting theoretically raped. Not expecting such a reaction from his lover, Aoi was taken slightly off guard, and silently stayed shockingly blinking at the smaller figure beneath himself, whom was trying to free himself in order to reach the phone
“Lol What? Who was it? It was a Twitt wasn't it? Tatsuro? It was him right? Let me see? Aoi let me see! Really quick! Please!Then you can Fuck me all you want! Aoi~~!” loudly whined the younger still struggling under the brunette, whose excitement was beginning to diminish by the second, realizing how much more excited Ruki about his own phone rather than him; that was a hard blow.
“I-I-I'm about to rape you dammit! At least act like you care!” blurted out the guitarist sounding rather offended, which however made the vocalist laugh quite a lot.
“Hai hai hai ...”giggled the younger in agreement “... I apologize for being inconsiderate of your intentions, you may rape me” lightly snickered the vocalist, trying to keep as serious as he could
“You know what? ...” then suddenly expressed Aoi, quickly getting off the younger, looking truthfully offended “... forget your little ass, I am going to shower, then we go to work!” informed the guitarist, as he sped-walked away towards the bathroom, while leaving the vocalist thinking to himself that having found the way to make him want to go to work on time for once, was quite the accomplishment
“Aaw ...” falsely mumbled Ruki performing the best sorrowful pout he could, following with his extremely diverted gaze, the retracting figure of his lover, while successfully keeping himself from laughing “... I am sorry?” he then added, but the door to the bathroom was already closed, at which he waited one long second, and then burst into laughter, while grabbing his phone
RUKItheGazeTTE … looks like I'll be going to work on-time today (-_^ )v
mucc_tatsuro (o_O ) … that was fast! @RUKItheGazeTTE … looks like I'll be going to work on-time today (-_^ )v
Direct message sent to tatsuro_mucc
RUKItheGazettE Nothing happened … actually no ... I take that back
Momentarily pausing his typing, the blond vocalist turned around to make sure that Aoi was still in the bathroom, after which he quickly resumed typing, and sent Tatsuro another direct message
RUKItheGazettE … He suddenly didn't feel UP for the task anymore … ooops (lol)
mucc_tatsuro Ruki is a dick-shrinker ヽ(´Д｀ヽ) !!
RUKItheGazettE Got that right! Mine is so big all the others shrink in front of it, so you too be careful! Tatsuro-san @mucc_tatsuro Ruki is a dick-shrinker ヽ(´Д｀ヽ) !!
mucc_tatsuro Just finished looking into my pants and I think that THAT might actually come in handy （●＞ω＜●）@RUKItheGazettE Got that right! Mine is so big all the others shrink in front of it, so you too be careful! Tatsuro-san @mucc_tatsuro Ruki is a dick-shrinker ヽ(´Д｀ヽ) !!
mucc_tatsuro @ Aoi_theGazettE as for you… might wanna get tighter leather pants for the next concert … just saying (≧∇≦)ｷｬｰ♪
N/A: Well I actually have a one shot also coming up, and a chapter of the Invisible Wall as well, but … my imagination has no refrain and if I have an idea I must write … hope you'll forgive m(_ _ )m... Also I WAS PRESSED to post this (
Much Love -LnK♥(~_^ )/-