Fantasy Killers ... In the Countryside [REITA / KAI] - ONE SHOT
Title: Fantasy Killers … in the Countryside
Chapters: One shot
Author: luna_no_koibito
Genre: Romance, introspection, crack
Warnings: touchy-touchy
Rating: PG-15 (Reita cursing like a sailor as his usual ...)
Pairing: Reita/Kai
Bands: the GazettE
Disclaimer: I don't own them, and don't wish I did because I'd be sorry for what could befall them （・＿・；）！
Comment: This is the seventh one shot of a series of randomly put together one shots, which I once again randomly decided to start, as the muses of my OTP (ReitaxKai) were bugging me, begging me to make them have some time together. The series is called Living Together, and I am going to explore various situations, of this particular couple “living together”. Hope you'll enjoy it just as much as I loved writing it! (^_^!!)
Summary: It's June, thus, vacation for the Gazemen! June, however, is also famous for being the rainy season in Japan, thus, Reita had suggest for him and Kai to have gone to some tropical island of Kai's choice, whom however pleaded, an incredibly reluctant Reita, to go to visit his grand mother, who lives in the countryside in Shikoku ... Reita's POV.
Fantasy Killers … In the Countryside
I am slow when it comes to certain things, which is not a mystery, every~one knows that. Thus, it took me quite a while, to be exact seven days, and another stressful morning of unrequested farm hard-work, to finally start seeing the advantages, or, giving the place we currently are in, the “fruits” of having chosen to come and stay with his grandmother in the countryside in an unknown village, somewhere in Shikoku, in June (which, all things considered, it is a miracle it hasn't rained a single time since we have arrived here), rather than on an exotic beach, where the sun always shine, the sand is soft and pure white, the sea is crystal clear, and I would have spent my days playing with my DS under an umbrella, while taking fifteen minutes breaks, every thirty, to simply stare at his wet body playing in the water, or tanning on a beach-towel next to me, as I'd try and “convince” him to have sex in the water.
Okay okay … I am perhaps still a tiny bit vexed and irritated at the fact that we ended up here, but I wasn't lying about having finally got it, and my I add that my cynical anger is completely justified, because his grandmother is …I mean, bless the lady for letting us stay here, and taking care of us … but she ... she's like … she is making me work like a freaking mule man! She has niece and nephews, whom however, decided to go on vacation somewhere else, so baby felt the strings of his heart pull (in the wrong directions, because those should always be pulling in mine when we summer vacation arrives … and I know it is his family, but theoretically, given that we can't get married being an homosexual couple, I am as well, ne? … I am a selfish bastard I know, can't help it …) and begged me to go and stay with his grandmother for a little bit.
You all have never been subjected for a continuous five minutes of Kai's pleading voice and puppy face; its powerful. It usually takes him two minutes to get me doing anything, thirty second if there is some prospects of sex at the end of it. This time it took a whole five minutes to succeed, because my brain connected the dots, for once, and realized that things would have gone exactly not like we (me and my brain … we are separate entities …) had planned; but my pretty-face baby always wins in the end. Thus I suddenly found an adorable short lady hugging the living hell out of me, and five minutes later handing me a hoe (… the farming-tool obviously …) and happily joint her hands in front of her face as if she suddenly saw Jesus Christ from Nazareth, while smiling in the same way that Kai does, to whom I slowly turned around raising an I brow, and who was smiling at me in a rather apologetic way, as his grandmother handed him a basket, and took another how for herself, and told us to follow her
-Look Yucchan ...- cheerfully called his grandmother -... I had your cousin help me plant some of those tomatoes you adore so much! - she pointed out, as we entered the farm field and stared at a never ending row of tomatoes
-Aw thank you grandma! ...- gratefully replied Kai, as I quickly grinned, still trying to figure out why I was standing in the middle of a field with a how in my hands
-Oh anything for my Yucchan!... we can start picking them tomorrow ne? … for now though …- she smiled and then turned towards me, placing a hand lightly over her mouth in an apologetic wondering pose -... I was wondering if you could help me hoe some more lines, so that I can start planting some eggplants and more lettuce? … - she asked, and I smiled, dumbly blinked at her, and glared at Kai, who was standing behind her with his pleading expression, and both his hand united in front of his mouth in a please-baby-please pose. I am a Tokyo city boy, I have never once in my life entered a farm, if it weren't for a school trip in elementary school, now can you imagine me work a field?!
Well, that is what I have been doing in the past three afternoons, because in the morning we would spend time picking up fruits, and vegetables, which I can't stand, but baby's adored tomatoes were in the midst of them, so god forbid they ha~d to be picked. God I have never worked so much in my life, and at the end of it, every night I have quickly passed out, while she, his grandmother, is continuously all over the place, she probably hoes double what I do, and it is like nothing affects her. In her defense, when it seemed like I was about to faint under the glistering sun (which for crying out loud, this is freaking Japan in freaking June, it was supposed to freaking rain!), she did wanted me to stop, but you know me, like I was going to lose to a granny, whom has been doing this for all her life, no, I am an idiot, and as such I refused and kept digging (… my grave …).
However, a good week later, I can say that I am getting used to it, I am feeling stronger, and things are not so bad after all, which however, isn't what I was talking about when I was talking about advantages. What I am talking about, is that it is eleven thirty in the morning at the moment, I have finished picking-up my share of peaches, and his grandmother went downtown to go and sell some of her vegetables, meaning, that me and Kai are alone, and I am as horny as a spring bull. In fact, I think I am starting to understand why people who live in the countryside usually have so many kids. It is not only to have handwork in the fields, but it is because after plowing fields all day, and staring at women' asses, while bent over picking up whatever vegetable (… which is probably why Kai loves that position in a woman, as he once said during one of those time we were hosting Radio Jack together ...), it comes rather naturally to want to plow something else.
Like the rawest of animal instincts, to just want to fuck the hell out of something, as a confirmation of one's own masculinity, or just because you know is going to feel so fucking gratifying after so much hard work. So here I am, standing by the peach trees, and in the field across me goes Kai, sitting down next to his basket of just picked up tomatoes, taking a break, wearing a straw hat, a white tank top, and leisurely playing with a green ear of wheat in his mouth, which he must have picked up from the neighboring field. He is there, nonchalantly gazing at the sky, his legs covered in long light blue jeans, and spread open, as if calling me to my next task, making him look completely naïve, and completely fuckable; and that is how my “countryside fantasy” came to be.
So I quickly removed my farm gloves, and dropping them next to my peach basket, I calmly walked into the other field, keeping my gaze fixed on my prey. God I was so horny, I could have probably raped him, if he were to have denied me … well not really … but, you know what I mean.
-Hey there gorgeous … - I then sensually called, standing in the middle of his open legs, covering his view, as he lowered his gaze on me
-Hey there sexy ...- he replied, smiling back at me, with a glint of mischievousness in his chocolate orbs orbs, which I instantly caught on, and which I immediately translated as “he saw, what I saw” - you've been working hard, haven't you? … - he cooed, with a pretense sorrowful pout, as he nonchalantly stroke my left leg, with his right foot -... sorry- he then added, with another fake mortified expression, as I smirked
-Are you really? ...- I replied, slowly spreading his legs open a little more, with my feet -... cause I feel quite alright … in fact, never been better ...- I assured stretching my arms in front of myself, while taking a good look at my toned muscles
-Mmm … - he dubiously hummed, tilting his head to the side -... I really can't tell too well, I mean, that t-shirt seems to fit extremely tight on you but I think … - he added, while eagerly smiling and biting his lower lip -... I'd have a better say if I could see beneath it ...- he whispered, pointing in the general direction of my chest
-Is … - I then began, while I quickly getting rid of my dirty white t-shirt, and throwing it to the side -... that so? - I concluded, exposing my sweaty bare chest, making him stare at me the same way he did when he was staring at those Spartans soldiers in the movie 300, which I there could have been a chance that heat and horniness might have actually made me look like one of them at that moment; … or at least I know I felt like one
-Nnhh … god you look so fucking amazing baby ...- he lowly groaned still looking up at me -... and I'd ask you to also take take off those pants of yours but ...- he then paused, looking around -... we are probably not exactly in the right place for that- he concludes, as I observe him trying to get up, but … the hell I'll let him go anywhere
-Uh-uh ...- I express in disagreement, gently placing my foot on his clothed chest to stop his raise, which makes him confusingly blink up at me - … what's wrong with this place? ...- I then mischievously inquire newly spreading his legs with my feet -... we are in the middle of nature, under the bright sun … its just perrrfect - I purr, while licking my lips in anticipation, as he keeps still looking up at me, shaking his head in amusement
-You really, really, want to have sex with me in the open, in the middle of a field ...- he then begins to observed in all is amusement -... next to my adored tomatoes? ...- he laughingly added, making me lightly glare at him for trying to ruin my fantasy -... I might end up not seeing tomatoes the same way anymore … I might not be able to eat them again! - he exclaimed in a feign traumatized voice, as he fell completely flat on the soil, divertingly laughing
-Oi! ...- I exclaimed in feign irritation, lowering myself hovering over him -... I don't know why you are trying to crush my fantasies, ...- I hungrily hissed, as I grabbed his wrist, pulling them up by the sides of his face, and pining them to the soil -... but I am extremely horny so you better comply - I whispered in his ear, making him lowly moan, as I pressed my knee, between his legs
-Are you going to rape me? ...- he then wantonly whispered, turning around to nibble on my ear
-Do you want me to? ...- I naughtily whispered back, with all the lewdness I could muster -... because I am in the perfect physical conditions to incessantly thrust, shove, and plow into you, to be savagely rode, and any other technique my animal instincts will reach for - I smugly explained, making him nibble harder, while moaning, and making me pleasurably hiss at the slight pain I felt by said action
-Nhnn ...- he newly groaned, while trying to pretentiously free himself from me -... he is going to rrrape me, some one save me ...- he kept going, with a light purr, and I will admit that that turned me on even further, if possible at that point, and even though I had in mind (… in the midst of all the things I had wanted us to do ...) to receive a blow job by his amazing mouth, I hadn't not in a million years, envisioned receiving an actual blow; shit, my head suddenly hurt so fucking bad, it felt like my skull had suddenly been cracked open
-Get off my nephew you fitly per- shouted a voice and … that was the last I heard before waking up in my bed
-Akira! ...- came a worried familiar voice, as I tried to focus my eyes on the person owner of said voice
-Ka-kai? ...- I hesitantly called, now, you can imagine my confusion, given that the last thing I remembered was him being so promisingly beneath me, and now he was sitting on a chair next to me and …
-Akira-kun! ...- called another, by then, very familiar and worried voice -... I am so terribly sorry! I saw him trying to free himself, and then I heard the word “rape” (… which … who the hell purrs a world if they need help … he freaking purred the word!) and my maternal instincts just kicked in, so I quickly grabbed the first thing I saw (… it had been the handle of a pitchfork I later found out … god … she could have used the fork side of it and then I might have been a goner …) and … I … I … I am so sorry ...- she quickly tried to explain and then burst into tears
-I-it's okay Mrs. Uke … please don't cry … you acted out of instinct … - yeah she did, winning the maternal instinct versus animal instinct with a crushing ten to zero -... seriously, I am as hard as a rock … it would take more than this to get rid of me ...- I boldly stated, making Kai roll his eyes, and Mrs. Uke nod in slight relief
-I will go and warm up your dinner, it must have gotten cold by now ...- she informed, readily getting up, and walking out of the room, leaving me and Kai alone, as I turned towards the window to realize that it was already pitch dark
-Damn ...- I then absently observed -... I was out for a while, uh? ...- I stated, pushing myself to a sitting position and immediately regretting it, as I felt like all the hoes in the world were digging through my skull
-I am so sorry baby ...- swiftly apologized Kai, reaching towards me, during my attempt to sit up, then sitting on the edge of the bed next to me, stroking my hair- … though you should have seen her posture with that pitchfork in her hand, she looked like a samurai … it was kinda funny ...- he lightly chuckled, and quickly coughed out the hilarity in his tone, after being beamed by my “this is not funny” glare
-I could have died … - I lowly grumbled, pouting, while folding my arms in my chest, and relaxing in his touch
-I know, and thanks whoever that it didn't happen ...- he seriously stated, lowering closer to tenderly kiss me, and I already started feeling a whole lot better -... and even though, I had meant for us to leave for our other destination in another week … - he then stated, pulling out something from the pocket of his jeans, as I raised my eye-brow, wondering what other destination was he referring to -... I am sure I could call the agencies and ask them if we can leave earlier?- he then stated, handing me two plane tickets for the Bahamas
-When ...- was all that my incredibly shocked and somewhat ecstatic self could come up with, while still staring at the tickets, like they were some kind of invaluable treasure
-I bought them before we left to come here ...- he calmly explained, with that adorable smile of his (… it is always adorable, but at that time it looked like gold, given that we were about leave for the Bahamas … I was so happy that I could have invitation his grandmother to come with us, but then again, no thanks … ) -... like I was really gonna make our entire vacation be spent somewhere in the middle of Shikoku with my grandmother … common ...- he stated, newly lowering to bestow me with another kiss -... you should know me better than that ...- he then whispered on my lips
So it was, that I decided to finish the week we had originally planned to stay with the old lady, whom, so worried about the whole happening, made sure I didn't move a single muscle for the remaining of the week, and would continuously cater me, which felt amazing, no wonder Kai loves her so, and if I had known, I would have hit myself with the handle of my hoe, long ago. At the end of the week however, after quite the emotional goodbye (… in the end she is a good old lady … she wanted me to call her grandma too … I think I will ...) we were on a plane straight to the Bahamas, where we are right now, and where …
-So … we are in the Bahamas … right? … - I ask Kai, who is standing next to me trying very hard not to laugh, as we observe the inevitable happen
-Yes baby … we are ...- he then tries to answer in a composed manner
-And we are standing on pretty and soft white sand … right? - I keep asking, trying as best as I can to keep my anger in check, as Kai keeps trying the best he can not to explode laughing
-Yes baby … we are - he replies once again
-With crystal clear water, and you standing in you half naked glory … right? - I ask, and this time a little bit of temper is let out as when I pronounce the word naked, and feel the few tiny sings of the inevitable over my body, and Kai wraps around my arms lightly laughing
-Yes baby it is … and I am ...- he replies, at which I then explode, while he explode in laughter, as I try to understand why everyone and everything seems not to want my fantasies to have their way
-So ... - I frustratedly shout, as what seems to be the storm of the century keeps pouring over us, and everyone is running towards a shelter, few second later followed by a grumpy me, and incredibly amused and laughing Kai - … Why the fuck is it raining?! - I keep shouting, startling a couple of probably Chinese guests at the check-in counter, as we walk our ways to our rooms -... fucking weather, you need to go back to school and learn your seasons! … this is supposed to be happening right now, in Japan … - I begin muttering, while drying myself in our extremely expansive and luxurious hotel room, such a waste
-Well baby … - suddenly states Kai, entering the room with his ipod, and handing it to me -... we might as well ...- he continues talking rather calmly, sitting on my lap, as I feel like crying while I observe the weather forecast for the entire week we are supposed to stay there, which is showing rain, rain, rain, and more fucking rain; with the chances of hurricane arriving from the Atlantic -... get creative in here uh? ...- he whispers, grabbing his ipod out of my miserable sight, randomly throwing it on the bed, and roughly pushing me down on the bed -... I mean … we can't go outside, so no exploring, there might be power outrages, so no network or electricity .. what else could there be left for us to do? ...- he whispered in my ear, with a feign wondering tone, soothingly passing his hand down my still mildly wet chest, and stopped down the rim of my swimming boxer uniting the laces that kept them up -... for an entire week ...- he concluded in the most sensual whisper my ear had every heard
-Well … I could … - I then prompt, while turning our positions upside down, feeling my animal instincts coming back with a vengeance for an extremely awaited round two, while a particular song from Ludacris keeps blasting through my head, giving me ideas regarding what we could do for the entire week; .. lyric by fucking lyric -... li-li-lick you from your head to your toes … -
A/N: Crack .. pure crack .. and then … you can your imagination nah?
Reita x Kai is my OTP and I kinda missed writing about their life together, so this came to me, and well … I have the feeling they'll keep coming … I'm on vacation after all (^ ^” ). Hope you enjoyed it!
... In case you wanted to know the song is "What's Your Fantasy" by Ludacris featuring Shawna
Much Love -LnK♥(~_^ )/-