do a little dance
I seldom have to wait for my alarm to go off, but it woke me up this morning. I'm a bit embarrassed to admit this, but it's funny, so I'll suffer for the sake of other people's amusement.
I was dreaming that I was working at McDonalds again and I had just started. It was really busy and customers were getting angry at me because I wasn't familiar with the new computer screens. Then when the alarm went off, I thought it was my headset telling me the battery was low, so I took it off and kept hitting the button furiously until I realized it was my alarm clock. Whoops.
So, as of this morning, I've lost 9.5lbs. I'm going to do a dance when I lose 10. Anyone who wants to join me is more than welcome.
When I get skinny and full of myself, I'm going shop-shop-shopping. I'm going to bring Anna's skinny-ass with me. Then we're going to go out together and the hotness will just be catastrophic.
Damn, I want a donut.
I was dreaming that I was working at McDonalds again and I had just started. It was really busy and customers were getting angry at me because I wasn't familiar with the new computer screens. Then when the alarm went off, I thought it was my headset telling me the battery was low, so I took it off and kept hitting the button furiously until I realized it was my alarm clock. Whoops.
So, as of this morning, I've lost 9.5lbs. I'm going to do a dance when I lose 10. Anyone who wants to join me is more than welcome.
When I get skinny and full of myself, I'm going shop-shop-shopping. I'm going to bring Anna's skinny-ass with me. Then we're going to go out together and the hotness will just be catastrophic.
Damn, I want a donut.