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Sep 23, 2003 11:03

Can anyone advise where a girl can get a good masseuse around Tampa? I NEEEEEEED to find one asap.

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jamesx September 23 2003, 11:28:32 UTC
Weren't lifetime massages part of your vows? Sheesh, I know they'll be part of mine.

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maxmatahari September 23 2003, 11:35:46 UTC
It's for her friend's birthday, jerkoff!

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jamesx September 23 2003, 11:42:01 UTC
Touchy, touchy! I was just kidding! Sheesh.

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luna77764 September 23 2003, 12:19:11 UTC
nonono- it's for a freiend silly!

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spprs September 23 2003, 13:44:46 UTC
the friend: guy or girl?

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luna77764 September 23 2003, 18:34:06 UTC
why? a massage isn't manly enough for a guy? If a hot swede were to do it- no problem, eh?

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spprs September 24 2003, 05:17:00 UTC
No, but thank you for being so quick to assume that I would tangent on an irrational spin like that, my estrocentric friend. When I said "the friend: guy or girl?" I was talking about your friend, not some stranger who has a friend who is a masseuse. And might I add, spaz, you're the one looking for a masseuse, and not a masseur.

Now to get back to the subject, the reason I asked is I saw something on tv about a new spa that is geared for men. (And no, it's not a Bangkok whorehouse - it's an actual spa.) It would be a good place to buy a GUY a massage by a non-gender specific person who specializes in giving massges to GUYS. If you (yes, you) had a friend who was a (gasp) guy, it looked like a good solution to your problem.

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luna77764 September 24 2003, 07:19:50 UTC
Well, in that case- Thank you for the info., but it was for a girl. I was just on the defensive because, well, I kinda excpected it from you. But it was well worth it just to see you bristle. teehee!

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spprs September 24 2003, 07:45:14 UTC
You kinda expected it from me. Gee, thanks.

FYI, spaz (and that is your new name by the way): all of the professional massages I've received have been by masseurs. No shit.

There are many characteristics, which I will freely admit to (lush, asshole, the list goes on.) However, pig is not one of them.

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luna77764 September 24 2003, 07:53:03 UTC
OI-VEI! I KNOW IKNOW, you are not a pig. Your chain needed some pulling, and I- the good friend I am, was there for you. I'm good like that. So when you got kneaded by a masseur- where did you go?

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spprs September 24 2003, 09:12:49 UTC
Corner of Kennedy and Boulevard. I was actually looking for a colored hooker that I could slap around and vent some aggression over the 49'ers giving up a 12 point lead to Cleveland. Believe it or not, couldn't find an actual female, but this big fucker in a dress offerred to rub me down for a 40 and some smokes. Her name is Tyrone.

Actually, I too am looking for a reasonably priced ($50-$60/hour) masseur/masseuse. Seeing as how I'm not throwing dinners down some broad's throat, I imagine I'm on my own for this one. Let me know how your search goes.

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luna77764 September 24 2003, 09:55:25 UTC
I got my friend ( Jenn) an appointment at a salon called Posh for your reasonably priced range. I'll find out from her how it went on Fri. I also know that TGH has a service but I'm not sure if it's an employee only thing. I need to find out though.

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