This is too WTF not to preserve for posterity. Did you guys hear about the Kansas woman and the toilet?
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0313WomanInBathroom13-ON.html W.
T.
F.
First of all... WHY DID IT TAKE THE BOYFRIEND 2 YEARS TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS???
ETA: Changing my mood cuz the more I think about it, the more unsettling I find it to be. O.o