another lazy day at the office
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Uh... maybe if I'm drunk? Me'n'sex don't really get along.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon, or night?
NIGHT. Lights off. Dark dark dark.
3. On which side of the bed do you sleep?
The left if you're looking at it from the foot of the bed. But I usually start out diagonal due to various cats occupying the bed.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
I'll eat all of those. With Mexican food I like chicken, with like fast food I like beef.
5. Have to pull over on side of the road to puke?
Is this a "have you ever" question? It's missing a chunk. No pun intended :P Yeah, I've done that multiple times >.>
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No! If I liked my body a bit more maybe I would. A skeezy photographer once tried to convince me to do nude shots for him but I said HELL NO to that.
7. Shower or bath?
Showers because they're practical, but I do love me some nice hot bubble bath...
8. Do you pee in the shower?
Ewwww. Who DOES that?
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Yes please!
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Er... assuming I still had sex, I guess aggressive, because passive = ain't nothin' happenin'
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes! I love loads of you!
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Not all, no. There are some I'd really like to meet, though.
13. Love or money?
Money, baby.
14. Credit cards or cash?
Cash is nice. Credit cards are really handy though. Both?
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
When I was younger and in my I-hate-my-dad phase. We get along great now!
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
I've never been camping. I really would like to go some time, it just hasn't happened yet. I LOVE hotels though. And motels. They don't have to be 5-star.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Um... I guess I'll go with the movie theatre one, though it's not as weird as people think given the circumstances.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
How much money? It would have to be worth my while. But yeah, probably. It's just hair.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes.
20. Ever been to a bar?
Duh!
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Yes, but only by association.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
No, I don't get pass-out drunk unless I'm at home or in someone's house. Passing out in the bushes doesn't count, does it?
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Not with tongue.
24. Favorite drink?
White russians ftw
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Yes! I lost my virginity in one! But it's not what you think - I WORKED at that theatre. So it wasn't public. hehe
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
My own bathtub, which was full of whipped cream. >.> It was COLD and I don't think we finished in there... it was a romantic gesture, though!
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
>.> Yeah.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yup
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yup
30. Have you been caught having sex?
No
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Not that I'm aware of.
32. Have you ever called someone the wrong name during sex?
No. That's horrible!
33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Everyone. There's plenty of non-sex questions on here.
My cookies came out really cute! I skimped on the frosting at first because I didn't think I'd have enough but I totally did have enough. One of the hearts broke already, but I didn't eat that one because I can pass it off as artistic. What's Valentine's without some broken hearts? ETA: The broken heart is already gone! G came over to check out my handiwork and she said "Oh that one's MINE!" lol
I'm not sure why we're doing our party today and not tomorrow, because half the office is gone today as it is. Weird.
I don't think I have any AI fans on my f-list... but I'm saying it right now, David Archuleta is MY BOY. I just want to hug and squish him to pieces. Yeah, I have a thing for young boys, shut up. And he can SING! I was a little worried because they didn't even show him 'til like an hour and a half into the show last night. And the crying boy - Josiah - I kinda like him too, because he's delightfully emo, but he annoyed me when he dismissed the band and then butchered "Stand by Me."
Uh... maybe if I'm drunk? Me'n'sex don't really get along.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon, or night?
NIGHT. Lights off. Dark dark dark.
3. On which side of the bed do you sleep?
The left if you're looking at it from the foot of the bed. But I usually start out diagonal due to various cats occupying the bed.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
I'll eat all of those. With Mexican food I like chicken, with like fast food I like beef.
5. Have to pull over on side of the road to puke?
Is this a "have you ever" question? It's missing a chunk. No pun intended :P Yeah, I've done that multiple times >.>
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No! If I liked my body a bit more maybe I would. A skeezy photographer once tried to convince me to do nude shots for him but I said HELL NO to that.
7. Shower or bath?
Showers because they're practical, but I do love me some nice hot bubble bath...
8. Do you pee in the shower?
Ewwww. Who DOES that?
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Yes please!
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Er... assuming I still had sex, I guess aggressive, because passive = ain't nothin' happenin'
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes! I love loads of you!
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Not all, no. There are some I'd really like to meet, though.
13. Love or money?
Money, baby.
14. Credit cards or cash?
Cash is nice. Credit cards are really handy though. Both?
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
When I was younger and in my I-hate-my-dad phase. We get along great now!
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
I've never been camping. I really would like to go some time, it just hasn't happened yet. I LOVE hotels though. And motels. They don't have to be 5-star.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Um... I guess I'll go with the movie theatre one, though it's not as weird as people think given the circumstances.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
How much money? It would have to be worth my while. But yeah, probably. It's just hair.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes.
20. Ever been to a bar?
Duh!
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Yes, but only by association.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
No, I don't get pass-out drunk unless I'm at home or in someone's house. Passing out in the bushes doesn't count, does it?
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Not with tongue.
24. Favorite drink?
White russians ftw
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Yes! I lost my virginity in one! But it's not what you think - I WORKED at that theatre. So it wasn't public. hehe
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
My own bathtub, which was full of whipped cream. >.> It was COLD and I don't think we finished in there... it was a romantic gesture, though!
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
>.> Yeah.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yup
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yup
30. Have you been caught having sex?
No
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Not that I'm aware of.
32. Have you ever called someone the wrong name during sex?
No. That's horrible!
33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Everyone. There's plenty of non-sex questions on here.
My cookies came out really cute! I skimped on the frosting at first because I didn't think I'd have enough but I totally did have enough. One of the hearts broke already, but I didn't eat that one because I can pass it off as artistic. What's Valentine's without some broken hearts? ETA: The broken heart is already gone! G came over to check out my handiwork and she said "Oh that one's MINE!" lol
I'm not sure why we're doing our party today and not tomorrow, because half the office is gone today as it is. Weird.
I don't think I have any AI fans on my f-list... but I'm saying it right now, David Archuleta is MY BOY. I just want to hug and squish him to pieces. Yeah, I have a thing for young boys, shut up. And he can SING! I was a little worried because they didn't even show him 'til like an hour and a half into the show last night. And the crying boy - Josiah - I kinda like him too, because he's delightfully emo, but he annoyed me when he dismissed the band and then butchered "Stand by Me."