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i had an incredibly bizarre night. I went to bed fairly early because I could and started reading the Restaurant at the End of the Universe. I felt sleepy so I went to bed and then I get hit by an attack of paranoia, oh god I forgot to lock the balcony door and homeless people could get in our apartment and steal our laptops and rape our bunny or something like that. I finally calmed myself and fell asleep where I had an incredibly strange dream that involved Katie and I going to a cave where we found a magical Roomba that recorded history. What was even stranger about this magical Roomba was its Chiffon wrapping. Also in the cave was Jonathan who invited me to have a tea party with him (he was apparently keeping the Roomba hostage) so I invited Adam along and we had a tea party (only because I wanted to steal the Roomba). Then just as the dream could have gotten even stranger, I was woken up by a crying, screaming drunk girl and a bunch of police officers. This went on for a good forty-five mintues to an hour right outside my window. I think the girl was drunk and trying to steal someones car and was making a lot of noise about it and someone called the police. They were trying to arrest her and take her to jail but she kept screaming and crying and wouldn't shut up so they took her back to her apartment. They were being very loud and I was almost tempted to call the police on the police for being so loud. Argh. So in the end, I got very little sleep. Today should be exciting though because Ryan is visiting from Southern California. He said some time in the morning and I'm hoping its not when I'm going to be in therapy.
Incredibly awesome photo of Adam and Lewis Black: