Dear readers,
First off: Good afternoon. I'm tired. Gonna make a PB&J sammich after this.
Second off: World news is funnier when you think of it in different terms.
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U.S. to sell $6.4 billion in weapons to Taiwan"
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121 arrested in Spain"
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Austria: Man kills in-laws with flamethrower"
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Stolen condom-mobile found in Mexico"
Thirdly: Bailout Bill sucks. Period. Bush, you're lame. Go get shot. Cheney, "accidentally" shoot Bush. Now. Think he's a retarded deer or something. After you shoot him, shoot yourself. Please. Help America for once. Go. Die.
Fourthly: Grand Chase ads keep popping up everywhere I go. Maybe its a sign I should go join and play. But games like that have lots of rude assholes. I'll stick with my Brits and Japs, probably.
Fifth and finally: Iba's Peanut Butter. Karl, you're Jelly. We need bread. I'll be the knife. HAHAHAHahahaha... Thanks. Hungry now. love you two.
Love,
Bel Lumi