002. Recent Mayfield Events
This town is officially getting on my nerves! [munch, munch, munch.] Aside from being here in the first place... Everything that has happened in the past week is driving me up the wall! Why couldn't this town be normal?! [munch, munch, munch.] The only good thing here are these replacement snackoos. [munch, munch, munch.]
I mean, today was the final straw in what was a week of mishaps! [munch, munch, munch.] First, we've had our house toilet-papered and egged, it took me more than enough supplies to clean it all. The custom scientific cleaning mixtures I made helped us out at least. Kids. Don't do that to other people homes. [munch, munch, munch.] I am going to find who you are and make sure you know that it was the wrong thing to do! If you weren't even kid then you should be even more ashamed!
Next, there was a fire! [munch, munch, munch.] That was crazy! Who does that after an election? I can't blame the thunderstorm that happened with anything. That's a natural occurrence, scientifically speaking. I mean. If you don't like the newly appointed mayor, you don't need to set something on fire. That will just lead to more trouble, and it's bad for the environment! Jeez! [munch, munch, munch.] The power's out now!
And then, I get a call from the Mayfield Library. Apparently I didn't attend work last week. I had to explain to them that I was not a librarian. I am a detective! But now I have to work during the weekdays to make up for my missed time... [munch, munch, munch.] and that I have overdue books! That doesn't even make sense! How was I supposed to know I worked for the library?
Mayfield is a hectic place, it's crazy!
I mean, today was the final straw in what was a week of mishaps! [munch, munch, munch.] First, we've had our house toilet-papered and egged, it took me more than enough supplies to clean it all. The custom scientific cleaning mixtures I made helped us out at least. Kids. Don't do that to other people homes. [munch, munch, munch.] I am going to find who you are and make sure you know that it was the wrong thing to do! If you weren't even kid then you should be even more ashamed!
Next, there was a fire! [munch, munch, munch.] That was crazy! Who does that after an election? I can't blame the thunderstorm that happened with anything. That's a natural occurrence, scientifically speaking. I mean. If you don't like the newly appointed mayor, you don't need to set something on fire. That will just lead to more trouble, and it's bad for the environment! Jeez! [munch, munch, munch.] The power's out now!
And then, I get a call from the Mayfield Library. Apparently I didn't attend work last week. I had to explain to them that I was not a librarian. I am a detective! But now I have to work during the weekdays to make up for my missed time... [munch, munch, munch.] and that I have overdue books! That doesn't even make sense! How was I supposed to know I worked for the library?
Mayfield is a hectic place, it's crazy!