Another update ...
So I guess my father is the Worshipful Master of the local Freemasonic Lodge. I don't really care, but it will get him out of the house, which will be absolutely fantastic. I just played my level 65 Mage (gnome named mojacheftw) on Wowgasm (a private World of Warcraft server) and somebody asked me how I'm using a level 70 staff. Well how the hell am I supposed to know, I just bought and equipped. And my mother lied to me. She told me that I got Rank 8 Conjure Food at level 65, but she lied. I talked to a GM, and I don't get it until 70. Thanks, mom. Thanks.