It's a Pirate's Life for Me
Summary: It started out as an innocent conversation; it ended with Mark fulfilling a fantasy for Lexie. Pure smut.
It’s a Pirate’s Life for Me
Mark Sloan came back to their apartment that night to find Lexie Grey sitting on couch in sweats, eating a bowl of Lucky Charms, and watching TV. He studied what she was watching. "Why is that guy wearing a giant dinosaur head?"
She laughed as she looked up. "He's a fake psychic." She explained. "It's all for show."
He sat down next to her. "Again, why the dinosaur head?" He paused. "And why are you eating my Lucky Charms?"
She rolled her eyes, "Last week when you ate my ice-cream you told me we live together, so what mine is yours and what is yours is mine."
"Why aren't you eating any of the marshmallows?" He asked as he took a peek inside her bowl. There were noticeably more marshmallows then cereal. "What is the point of eating Lucky Charms if you don't even eat the marshmallows?"
"They are the best part so I eat them last." She took a bite of the cereal part.
He furred his eyebrows, “You’re weird. I always eat them first. Then I eat the cereal part.”
She laughed, “Actually you usually only eat the marshmallows. I’ve seen you throw the cereal part away.” She raised an eyebrow. “I’ve seen you dig through the box for the marshmallows.” She paused. “You do realize a bag of marshmallows is like $2 right?”
He shrugged, sitting down next to her. “They’re not the same.” He argued.
She smiled at him, picking up the spoon she fed him a bit of Lucky Charms-Mostly marshmallows. She took a bite to herself.
“This guy is pretty funny.” Mark decided. “What is this show anyway?”
“It’s called Psych.” She pointed to the T.V. with her spoon, “That’s Shawn. He’s hyper observant and has a photographic memory, he pretends he is psychic so he can work Santa Barbra Police Department.”
“So no one knows he isn’t really psychic?” He wrapped an arm around her shoulders, pulling her closer to his side.
“His Dad and best friend Gus knows.” She looked down at her cereal and smiled. She only had marshmallows left. “You know, James Roday, the actor who plays Shawn is on my list.”
“Your list?” Mark didn’t take his eyes off the T.V. show.
“Yeah, you know the list of like five celebrities I’m allowed to have sex with and you can’t get mad.”
He frowned, "What?"
“Come on, it’s just for fun.” She snuggled against his chest. “Are you telling me you never think about that kind of stuff? Celebrities you want to have sex with?”
Mark ignored the question, “So James Roday is on your list…Who else is on it?”
“Hmm…Let’s see…There is Hugh Jackman, Ryan Reynolds, George Clooney, and Captain Jack Sparrow.”
“You mean Johnny Depp?” Mark asked.
“No. I mean Captain Jack Sparrow. Don’t get me wrong, Johnny Depp is fine, but Jack Sparrow…”
“You do realize Jack Sparrow is a character that Johnny Depp plays right?” Lexie nodded, “Yet you like Jack Sparrow better. Why? He is a pirate and he is dirty.”
Lexie shrugged, “I don’t know…He’s just sexy.” She smirked, “Not as sexy as you of course. But he’s sexy.” She told him as she fed him another bite of Lucky Charms. “What are you doing with your day off tomorrow?” She took the last bite of cereal to herself.
He shrugged. “I don’t know not much probably. Just going to relax.”
~~*~~
“Mark?” Lexie called out when she walked into their apartment the next day. She had just finished her shift, and was ready to spend time with her boyfriend. “You home?” She spotted the box on the kitchen table quickly; as she walked up to it she saw a piece of paper with her name scribbled on it.
Put this on and meet me in our room.
Was written bellow it. She raised an eyebrow as she opened the box. There was a short black frilly skirt, a white button up shirt that had the sleeves and the bottom half of the shirt cut off, and her black knee high boots.
She did not hesitate to ponder what Mark had planned instead she quickly unbuttoned her jeans, slipping them off along with her panties and slipped on the skirt. Next her shirt and bra came off, throwing them in on pile on the floor. She put on the white shirt buttoning just two of the buttons, just enough to keep the shirt on, her breasts nearly spilling out of it. She pulled on her boots, zipping them up.
She took long fast strides towards their bedroom. She didn’t know what Mark had planned, but she had a feeling she was going to enjoy it. “Mark?” She asked as she opened the door. Her jaw dropped when she saw him. “Oh my God…”
He was dressed in a pirate costume, a similar one to the one that Jack Sparrow wore in the movies, minus the wig and the gold teeth. She shifted her feet, feeling the wetness between her thighs becoming more intense.
Mark took a step forward, “It’s about time you go here…wench…” He told her carefully, testing the waters, making sure she was into this role-playing game.
“I do apologize Captain. I was out earning a few doubloons.” A small smirk played on her lips.
He smirked back at her, “It is quite okay lass.” Mark used his best pirate lingo that he googled earlier that day. Lexie walked up to him, her fingertips lightly touching his cheek, before lightly kissing him. “Go lay on the bed.” He demanded.
“Whatever you say Captain.” She smiled, plopping herself onto their bed. She propped herself up with her elbows, “What exactly do you have planned Captain Sloan?”
“Only time will tell.” He smirked as he walked over to the bed, pulling Lexie to the edge, so her knees were at the edge, her lower legs dangling off the bed. He pushed up her skirt, “No bloomers I see?”
She laughed, “I find bloomers unnecessary.” She arched her back in anticipation, knowing what he was going to do next. He placed a kiss near her knee first and then slowly made his way up. When he placed a kiss on her inner thigh Lexie scooted down.
Mark smirked, “Patience Love.” Lexie moaned loudly as he blew a puff of hot air onto her sex, and then groaned when he moved to her stomach.
“Mark.” She nearly wined, instead of making his way down, his mouth started to move its way up. “Stop being such a tease.” She gasped when Mark’s tongue flicked across her nipple after he moved the fabric of her shirt. Her hands went to her shirt and quickly removed her shirt. She was now only in her short black skirt that was hiked around her waist and the black knee high boots. “Mark please…” She pleaded; she wanted him so badly; she could barely stand it.
He lightly slapped her thigh, “That is Captain Mark to you Love.” His mouth went to her neck as he snuck his hand between her thighs, thrusting two fingers into her wetness. Lexie moaned out his name in response.
Her fists clutched the sheets beneath her as he curled his fingers inside her, as he twisted his hand at the same time. “Mmmarr-k.” She whimpered, “Close…Close…So close.” Her eyes widened when Mark dipped down between her legs, still finger fucking her, placing his tongue on her clit. Mark curled his fingers again when he felt her walls begin to tighten; his eyes went to Lexie’s as she rode out her orgasm on his hand. “I need your cock inside me.”
“Gladly, Love.” Mark pulled off his clothes, leaving the pirate hat on as he lifted her further onto the bed, quickly climbing on top of her. His hardened cock easily slipped inside her. “Damn I love your pussy.”
She made a noise that sounded like a mixture of a laugh and a moan, “Funny. I was about to say the same thing about your cock.” Another moan. “Harder. Please. Harder.”
Mark was happy to comply, thrusting his cock harder and deeper inside of her. Lexie’s legs wrapped around his waist. The heels of her boars occasionally digging into his back. “Please tell me you are close.”
“Mmhmm.” Lexie nodded, “Almost.” She arched her back, bringing him even deeper inside of her, “Fuck.” She cursed and Mark ground their hips together as they came together. Mark collapsed next to her as Lexie grabbed the pirate hat off his head, putting it on her own. She rolled on top of him; clad only in her knee high boots and his pirate hat. “That was amazing. So tell me, what kind of fantasies do you have? I would love to dress up for you…”
“Hmm…I could see you in a sexy little cheer leading outfit.” She kissed him, “You would make one hell of a cowgirl.” He paused, “You look sexy as hell right bow.” Mark told her as he pulled her into as kiss. “I hope you have energy because you are making me hard again.”
Lexie made at trail of kisses down his chest and stomach, towards his hardening cock. She raised an eyebrow, “Not quite there yet, but we will get there…”
End.