In which Servius Tullius is an idiot and lumen_curiae rants
Wow. So I've been reading a bunch of Latin (no surprise given that my final's Tuesday), and I'm starting to realise what an IDIOT Servius Tullius is. Seriously, let's let the two psychos marry each other now that they've killed their respective spouses/siblings! Yeah! Seriously, how hard to you need to be hit with the Clue Hammer of Great Justice?! Let's NOT notice Lucius Tarquinius talking to the senators and reminding them of how his daddy made them senators in the first place and we'll definitely ignore how he keeps giving gifts to the youths of Rome. Dude, you were just BEGGING for a coup! And then you're surprised when it happens! WTF, dude?! How did you stay king for so long?
*gasps for breath*
GAAHHH!!! Don't get me wrong, Lucius Tarquinius Superbus is one mean guy and Servius Tullius dies in a pretty nasty way, but come on, Tullius! I guess the Tarquinia he married didn't come with Tanaquil's intelligence.
*gasps for breath*
GAAHHH!!! Don't get me wrong, Lucius Tarquinius Superbus is one mean guy and Servius Tullius dies in a pretty nasty way, but come on, Tullius! I guess the Tarquinia he married didn't come with Tanaquil's intelligence.