colty the plastic horse can keep the towels...

Feb 02, 2008 17:28

...at least until we cum.

i like porn.

and i look at on-line porn...professional and non-professional (i hate to call some of you 'amateur' - 'cause, damn! you're good at it). and i see guys in the ready-to-be-fucked position with a towel under them. i have also been with guys who protected the fabric from stains first.

and i have to say...

it's always bothered me.

now - don't get me wrong - i have nice linens and nice furniture, as any princess does.

but i guess i just like spontaneous sex better than the leather couch or the 'frette' linens.

the last thing i want after i have eaten a hairy ass and prepped it for my uncut cock (that was for beg1n...) and hopefully an explosive cum scene is "hold on. let me get a towel."

"really? LET ME GET A CHAINSAW!"

oh - this post is not appropriate for minors. and it's NWS...
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