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schmiss in lulz_politics

wat.

Jun 13, 2009 18:26

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charlie crist superstar, oh the huge manatee, itt adam putnam

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ahtefeh June 13 2009, 23:50:44 UTC

I ship it *_*

schmiss June 13 2009, 23:56:07 UTC

Their love is so BEACHED!

Actually I believe this manatee was pregnant, so it would be adultery.

ahtefeh June 14 2009, 00:03:26 UTC

Rubio's attack:

CHARLIE CRIST GETS WALRUS (is that what that is?) PREGNANT. WHAT WOULD HE DO TO YOUR STATE? VOTE FOR THE FAMILY MAN.

I have to admit as sick as it is, the thought of Crist fathering anything is sweet.

schmiss June 14 2009, 00:10:17 UTC

It's a manatee! READ THE TAGS AND EDJUMICATE YASELF OMG. But Rubio probably would think it was a Walrus. He was too distracted by contemplating the same "all over tan" business we were gagging on thinking about tax cuts. Always.

lol oooooh God the idea of a Crist baby. Holy crap do you think he's going to try to knock up his wife some time to further dispell the gay rumors? They could pull the Larry Craig/John Roberts thing and adopt some kids. But then, God invented the turkey baster for a reason.

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ahtefeh June 13 2009, 23:56:00 UTC

Also his legs are grossly orange.

schmiss June 13 2009, 23:56:55 UTC

Well it's FL, you have to expect you'll be wearing shorts when you're out governing. You need an ~all over tan~ (I just made myself barf a little)

ahtefeh June 13 2009, 23:58:57 UTC

That is the grosses image to pass in my head since Foley touching himself under Rubio's bed. EWW.

schmiss June 14 2009, 00:02:05 UTC

AHAHA EWwWwWwWw.

You know who we need to add to our Florida Politicans Clusterfrak? Adam Putnam. I completely forgot that he left the House until I saw a poll that said he's losing the primary to become Florida Agricultural Commissioner. o_0 I mean he used to be the #3 most powerful Republican after Boehner and Blunt! Now he's gonna lose for freaking AGRICULTURE COMMISH. I bet Pedobear would be happy to give him a hand with his election, though. Gram the one-eye electorate.

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OMG ahtefeh June 14 2009, 00:09:56 UTC

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Re: OMG schmiss June 14 2009, 00:14:08 UTC

LMAO THAT IS THE MOST LISA FRANK THING I'VE EVER SEEN. JUST NEEDS MORE RAINBOWS.

Re: OMG ahtefeh June 14 2009, 00:18:24 UTC

BRB OPENING PS UP.

Re: OMG schmiss June 14 2009, 01:07:55 UTC

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mercystars June 14 2009, 00:39:27 UTC

Goo goo gajoob ga goo goo gaj--what? It's a sea lion? Never mind.

schmiss June 14 2009, 01:08:24 UTC

And here's another clue for you all... the walrus was Ron Paul.

mercystars June 14 2009, 01:09:11 UTC

lmao

randomneses June 14 2009, 03:21:12 UTC

Makes me wanna cry.