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#butwhowascolleague

Mar 17, 2010 12:09

The New Yorker had a profile of "Obama's Lost Year", which was OH-SO-CONVENIENTLY-FOR-US framed around Virginia's Fifth District. Awesome, right? EXCEPT THE ARTICLE'S NOT AVAILABLE ONLINE. (suicide, etc.) But never fear. Just in case you guys didn't buy the magazine already for the Geithner profile, I am going to transcribe the Tom-Tom parts for ( Read more... )

barrelchested men, he is ..... not like other men, infrastructure is unf, living the dream, tom perriello ello ello eh eh eh, gqmf's, happy as a pig in slop, the tom-tom club, adorable winsome babyface sweetheart, feats of strength, needs more perriello, haters gonna hate, internet love tom-tom

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usedshoes March 18 2010, 00:28:59 UTC

And, within weeks after Tom Perriello took office, freshman Republicans in the House had already stopped returning his phone calls, presumably on instructions from their leadership.

WHAT A BUNCH OF LOSERS >:(

*WHY DO I FEEL DEFENSIVE LIKE HIS MOTHER OR SOMETHING?*

schmiss March 18 2010, 00:34:42 UTC

I KNOW. Did you see where he called them soulless? I came.

usedshoes March 18 2010, 00:37:07 UTC

JIZZED. IN. MY PANT. OMG I LOVE ME SOME BLUNTNESS. HE'S NOT THAT INNOCENT AFTER ALL.

schmiss March 18 2010, 00:41:37 UTC

And when he raises his glass of Jack Daniels, he toasts to a better world. how is this man real and not part of my fever dreams.

usedshoes March 18 2010, 00:44:38 UTC

lol that + the face of a "college wrestler". Too much! I'm so glad that it's now confirmed that he's the same Tom Perriello we found a few weeks ago, the lawyer one working with the charity. Ngghhh he is so perfect, it's ridiculous. If he could get a grip on his abortion stand, we'd be all set for our life as a married couple.

schmiss March 18 2010, 00:46:57 UTC

Oh but it's good though, he said the Senate bill upholds the Hyde amendment! So he's probably going to vote for it. :D I hope that flirtation with Stupak was just a one-night stand and nothing more.

usedshoes March 18 2010, 00:49:27 UTC

Ahaha, he's never gonna call him back and Stupak is gonna go and pose for GQ with just a shirt on while holding the bill in his hands. I'll take Tom back with open arms in that case than. *__*

schmiss March 18 2010, 01:00:21 UTC

awwwww shit I really wanna photoshop that now lmao. I will make a new post if I have to.

usedshoes March 18 2010, 01:06:24 UTC

loool i just did it :3 you should make the breaking up scene! "K-K-K-KINDA BUSY"

THIS DESERVES A NEW POST. WE HAVEN'T DONE ONE IN A LONG TIME.

schmiss March 18 2010, 01:10:43 UTC

YESSSS OKAY AFTER IDOL I WILL OPEN PHOTOSHOP AND GET READY TO ROLL PHOTOSHOP STYLE.

usedshoes March 18 2010, 01:12:58 UTC

\o\ \o/ /o/

YAY! I'll make something up while you're watching. Hope your girl does well!

schmiss March 18 2010, 01:22:23 UTC

Siobhan is safe!! :DDDDD \o/

schmiss March 18 2010, 00:42:24 UTC

also idk if you noticed but the reason I titled the post who was colleague is because he is seen looking at emails from a colleague on his BlackBerry. Is Nye trying to seduce him? :/

usedshoes March 18 2010, 00:46:56 UTC

Lol at my reading comprehension. I read it as college and decided maybe it was something I didn't get.

Ugh serialkiller!eyes needs to lay off my man. But I rather it be Nye than some woman. I know, I know. I'm terrible.

schmiss March 18 2010, 00:48:32 UTC

Haha exactly. IF MY MAN IS GONNA CHEAT ON ME IT BETTER BE WITH ANOTHER MAN. CUZ THEN I CAN MAKE UP THE EXCUSE OF "WELL HE HAS SOMETHING I DON'T (A PEEN)." Even if Nye is not welcome at the whorehouse cause he would totally go all axe murderer.

usedshoes March 18 2010, 00:52:36 UTC

LOOK @ HIM STANDING THERE ALL CALM BUT YOU JUST KNOW HE'S GONNA ATTACK AT ANY SECOND NOW. I CAN'T BELIEVE I FEEL FOR HIM FOR 45 SECONDS.

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