What has this icon wrought.
omg you guys... just... this whole article
JUST I CAN'T EVEN. I ALREADY LIVEBLOGGED IT ON TWITTER here is a gigantic cap of everything BUT YOU REALLY MUST READ IT.
CONCLUSIONS:
- Crist is so so so so gay. like every single part about him screams gay.
- The author REALLY cares about Rubio's leg
Rubio is a quivering bundle, his right leg shaking behind the lectern
Rubio’s leg started immediately quivering under the table
I tried to engage him in small talk about his beloved Dolphins, but his leg began bouncing again with impatience.
ETC ETC OKAY WE GET IT
- Crist ~admires~ Lindsey Graham, oic.
- Rubio says incredibly stupid things like “What is this, one of those Saddam Hussein kind of deals?” and “I’m not a fan of personality-based politics, very third worldish.” this bitch...
- lol the initial description: Crist, who is 53, is a compact and sunbaked raisin of a man with a shock of white hair, a beak nose and dark Mediterranean eyes. sunbaked. raisin. cannot get over this.
- Rubio, who has been dominating straw polls of conservative advocates across Florida while pulling even in real ones, is Hispanic, uses Twitter and listens to Snoop Dogg - not your grandmother’s Republican, in other words. wow. author, just... just stop saying things. please.
- Crist says he has no help with his tan YOU LIE BITCH YOU LIE
and then there is this picture:
In conclusion, this article.
JUST I CAN'T EVEN. I ALREADY LIVEBLOGGED IT ON TWITTER here is a gigantic cap of everything BUT YOU REALLY MUST READ IT.
CONCLUSIONS:
- Crist is so so so so gay. like every single part about him screams gay.
- The author REALLY cares about Rubio's leg
Rubio is a quivering bundle, his right leg shaking behind the lectern
Rubio’s leg started immediately quivering under the table
I tried to engage him in small talk about his beloved Dolphins, but his leg began bouncing again with impatience.
ETC ETC OKAY WE GET IT
- Crist ~admires~ Lindsey Graham, oic.
- Rubio says incredibly stupid things like “What is this, one of those Saddam Hussein kind of deals?” and “I’m not a fan of personality-based politics, very third worldish.” this bitch...
- lol the initial description: Crist, who is 53, is a compact and sunbaked raisin of a man with a shock of white hair, a beak nose and dark Mediterranean eyes. sunbaked. raisin. cannot get over this.
- Rubio, who has been dominating straw polls of conservative advocates across Florida while pulling even in real ones, is Hispanic, uses Twitter and listens to Snoop Dogg - not your grandmother’s Republican, in other words. wow. author, just... just stop saying things. please.
- Crist says he has no help with his tan YOU LIE BITCH YOU LIE
and then there is this picture:
In conclusion, this article.