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Nov 13, 2009 12:01

David Brooks, last seen talking about getting his thigh groped and inspiring this icon, has a new love who is yes a Republican senator but hopefully not the one who doesn't know the meaning of Bad Touch:
As you may or may not know, Thune is the junior senator from South Dakota, the man who beat Tom Daschle in an epic campaign five years ago. The first thing everybody knows about him is that he is tall (6 feet 4 inches), tanned (in a prairie, sun-chapped sort of way) and handsome (John McCain jokes that if he had Thune’s face he’d be president right now). If you wanted a Republican with the same general body type and athletic grace as Barack Obama, you’d pick Thune.

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He says his prairie background has given him a preference for small companies and local government.

This may be the end of Brooksbama, the most dazzling bipartisan ship of them all. *mourns*

Make sure you read the comments. I LMAO'd:

Throughout the election I found myself thinking “I love this McCain guy’s policies, if only he had the same general body type and athletic grace as Barack Obama”.

Me, I'd have to pass, but there's no accounting for Republican taste I guess.


i can see your halo halo halo, eat a bag of saucy dicks, so meaty, oh my word that is delicious, the dating game, tall tanned and handsome, by hook or by brooks, big thune on the prairie, affection and attraction

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