MELTDOWN, THE MOVIE?

[arthurclennam]

Idgf this is late. I was so excited when I found it.

So who would play our favorite or least favorite people in the financial meltdown?

JP Morgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon (Simon Baker)


(YES PLZ)

Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein (Wallace Shawn)


(Blankfein clearly hates this idea.)

Former Lehman Brothers CEO Dick Fuld (John Turturro)


(You stole my story.)

Former Merrill Lynch CEO John Thain (Stephen Colbert)


(That is an insult to Colbert fans everywhere.)

Bank of America CEO Ken Lewis (Martin Sheen)


(I can SEE it. Get it? Har har.)

Citigroup CEO Vikram Pandit (Jeff Goldblum)


(Um...okay.)

Morgan Stanley CEO John Mack (Patrick Fischler)


(Omg, it's that jackass from LOST. Grrr.)

Former Bear Stearns CEO Jimmy Cayne (Ken Howard)


(I'm guessing it's the skin.)

Former Countrywide CEO Angelo Mozilo (Robert Blake)


(Oh Lawd.)

Former Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson (Ed Harris)


(D:)

Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke (Bob Hoskins)


(HOW DARE THEY.)

Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner (John C. McGinley)


(Oh...oh...oh my God.)

Rep. Barney Frank (Paul Sorvino)


(Okay, this is my favorite.)

SEC Chairwoman Mary Schapiro (Glenn Close)


(I fail to see it but okay.)

Former Citigroup executive Robert Rubin (Martin Landau)


(...oh I see.)

Jim Cramer (Louis C.K.)


(GAAHH GGGRRGR DEEEER)
 
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