Good intentions thwarted by sleep!
I was supposed to post about this last night but the ZZZZZZZZZ..s caught me
Went to mass with Mom and Dad last night and really enjoyed myself. Odd for a Catholic to say I know.
We got to sit on the side so I faced the whole congregation and got to people watch for over an hour! HEAVEN!
The kids were very well behaved (another rare event in a Catholic church) and any time they started to cry the parent actually took them immediatly out! (WOW can you tell it's been a while since I went to mass?)
Anyway the whole time I am sitting there trying to focus and I can't help but be impressed with the fact I still got the moves down. There is something to be said about tradition and retiuals that bring comfort. JUST when I think that I start to struggle not to think about sex. That gets me every freaking time it's like torrets of the mind! "Lulu don't think about sex..don't think that guy is cute,.don't think about veggie boy and sex! Hm I wonder if masterbation on Ash Wed is a worser sin than on a regular day. LULU DON"T THINK MASTERBATION IN CHURCH"
I think I was punished after that cause when I stood for the ashes I got the biggest butt bite that last all through the rest of the mass. And I mean it was really in there no twisting no turning..no subtle pulling of the side of the pants would dislodge it. I had to wait till we left and I was in the car to pull it out. Damn near thought I would require medical attention.
Um..sorry God? I'll be good on this our Lental season!
I mean I will really try