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Yesturday, I was sitting around doing nothing when I heard a knock on the door. I grudingly get my big butt off the couch and go to the door. And who is standing on the otherside of the glass, Miss. Megan White, of course! I let her in and she barely escapes the rath of my very vicious beagle. yeah. She says to me "I just stopped by to give you something. I found it in my room and I think you need it more than I do."
Meg then slips into my hand...a condom. Then leaves without giving me an explaination. Shocked, I return to my couch and put the condom on the coffee table. My daze was interupted by that oh-so-annoying "bling" made when someone IM's you. And, it is of course, Meg. Laughing at me. Upon inspection, I discovered the condom was called an Arouse. Appropriate name, if you ask me. Meg confessed that she bought it in the locker room at the college pool. I confessed that I bought one at PCC. We had a good laugh at our innocent stupidity.
After we got over the fact that we are completely and totally PATHETIC, we laugh about the fact that I'm rather allergic to latex. I'm quite often the but of Meg's jokes. Wonderful. Then we decided that a grand adventure was in order to celebrate Megan being able to DRIVE. So we decide on BOWLING! What else?!? We devise an elaborate plan to kidnap Monica and go to Ocean State Job Lot. Unfortunately, Mon was hard at work making coffee for creepy old men. So, Meg and I go to Job Lot ourselves. We made a scene, naturally. I was really tempted to buy a framed photo of the Backstreet Boys for Tanya and some crazy glasses. They looked like the ones Big D wears.
Meg bought gummy worms and then we left. We headed back to the Viking. We got a bumper lane. Meg one the first string. I won the second. We got half way through third string when we decided to call Kevin. Meg didn't want to talk on the phone, so I called. He was at work. So, we decided to leave and go visit him. We made up scores and I won the third string. And my name is BETTY We left and had to gun it to Raynhman. We couldnt find a good radio station but we finally found some PAULA! Straight Up! We sang it so well, Simon would be proud. We got to Shaws and ran inside. Kevin was just about to leave. He looked at me like I had 5 heads. 'twas a bit strange, but fun. He talked to us for a few mins then left. So meg and I bought stickers. Mine says "I'm a natural blonde. Speak slowly." Can you say PERFECT?
The ride home was crazyy. Some random guy called us, looking for Scott. Making me wonder how my Scotty-boy was doing, but thats completely irrelevent to the story. MOVING ON. Coming down High Street, we thought we were being followed by Meg's dad. Which would have sucked so bad. After having made it all that way. Meg dropped me off and the adventure was over, but in a few hours, I'll be on another crazy adventure. And I can't wait!