20 puffs of smoke.

[lullabyoflondon]

Oh, for fuck's sake, Eden--

Right. Listen up, you lot.

I hope you all know that I would be a bloody awful Warden.

For one thing, I'm usually on the other side of the law. Putting me in charge of the coppers here would be a terrible conflict of interest. Not to get into any great detail here, but they don't call me Conjob just 'cos of my name,

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[Audio]

[kisaraginights]

Great explanation, dude. Just one problem.

You're saner than the rest of the applicants.

[Audio]

[lullabyoflondon]

Oh, come on--!

Sanity's a fucking hindrance in that job!

[Audio]

[kisaraginights]

Dude, we got a candidate who wants us to sacrifice souls to his cronies, a candidate who's threatening to bite us to death if we wake him up from his nap, and a fucking vampire!

The crazy is NOT cool!

[Audio]

[lullabyoflondon]

The vampire doesn't seem that bad. She's got fantastic knockers.

[Audio] (Crestfallen Yuffie is crestfallen.)

[kisaraginights]

...I shouldn't have expected more from you, should I?

[Audio] Awww.

[lullabyoflondon]

No.

Politics is enough trouble back home. I refuse to take it seriously here.