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Arrival: 3AM. I'm now at home. I've been here for roughly 12 hours, slept for 9 of them and I'm over it. Is it August yet?
Well in that case I'll have to recount my horrendously silly semester now that its officially over. I did an end of semester wrap up last fall, so I'm not going to reiterate anything I did then. Here, however is the final tally of what a complete shitshow I have been since January. Word of Warning, most of this is somewhat dirty and makes me seem like a silly little partyslut, but hey: its freshman year of college, yo:
I'm that kid who has...
***woken up across campus with no recollection of even leaving my room
***woken up naked (alone and ...not) and have no recollection of losing clothing.
***lost my swiper at the campus apartments
***had people near every weekend come up to me, mention how good it was to see me the night before, and I don't even know their name
***stolen a traffic cone. its in my room now
***gotten lost on the UofR campus (only funny if you've seen how the campus really looks)
***BOMOed. hollerrrrrr
***gone to my 920AM class still completely wasted
***... gone to my 130 still completely wasted
***passed out before 1030... on a Tuesday
***played pong blackout drunk and still beaten at least 3 teams of slighly more sober guys.
***somehow been off campus and smoked under a friend's porch with a Krusty the Klown bong
***Hooked up with a friend "just because he was there"
***passed out WHILE HOOKING UP with said friend
***taken shots to finish a paper
***been drunk for 24 hours. thank youuu Pig Roast
***POWERHOURED WITHOUT PUKING. proud of that one.
***doublefisted beer, mixed drinks, wine, and once, even shots.
***hooked up in public. one of my prouder moments...
***final tally: at least 30 beer runs. oh wait thats the past 2 weeks...
***learned that 4PM Saturday boredom is cured by flavoured wine instantly
***thursday nights = god
***actually wednesday nights too for that matter
***DRUNK FACEBOOKED. who hasn't?
***been the only girl in a room full of guys and discovered I am the BIGGEST tease everrrrr
***discovered the subtle amazing that is "study breaks"
***had a "sleepover" the last night on campus
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Overall been happier than I've been in I can't even remember when. Honestly, college was the best thing to ever happen to me. I had a lot of bad shit happen to an around me this year, between hospitals and less serious drama, but looking back the only thing I want to do is get back. CFace told me she knew I'd rather stay in Richmond than see friends at home, but for the record, I would've rather stayed in Richmond than see my family. No joke.
I'm excited for summer. For homefriends and collegefriends visits (half my school lives in Fairfield County...) and even for work. But I want it to flyyyy by. I'm ready to leave, yo.
Well in that case I'll have to recount my horrendously silly semester now that its officially over. I did an end of semester wrap up last fall, so I'm not going to reiterate anything I did then. Here, however is the final tally of what a complete shitshow I have been since January. Word of Warning, most of this is somewhat dirty and makes me seem like a silly little partyslut, but hey: its freshman year of college, yo:
I'm that kid who has...
***woken up across campus with no recollection of even leaving my room
***woken up naked (alone and ...not) and have no recollection of losing clothing.
***lost my swiper at the campus apartments
***had people near every weekend come up to me, mention how good it was to see me the night before, and I don't even know their name
***stolen a traffic cone. its in my room now
***gotten lost on the UofR campus (only funny if you've seen how the campus really looks)
***BOMOed. hollerrrrrr
***gone to my 920AM class still completely wasted
***... gone to my 130 still completely wasted
***passed out before 1030... on a Tuesday
***played pong blackout drunk and still beaten at least 3 teams of slighly more sober guys.
***somehow been off campus and smoked under a friend's porch with a Krusty the Klown bong
***Hooked up with a friend "just because he was there"
***passed out WHILE HOOKING UP with said friend
***taken shots to finish a paper
***been drunk for 24 hours. thank youuu Pig Roast
***POWERHOURED WITHOUT PUKING. proud of that one.
***doublefisted beer, mixed drinks, wine, and once, even shots.
***hooked up in public. one of my prouder moments...
***final tally: at least 30 beer runs. oh wait thats the past 2 weeks...
***learned that 4PM Saturday boredom is cured by flavoured wine instantly
***thursday nights = god
***actually wednesday nights too for that matter
***DRUNK FACEBOOKED. who hasn't?
***been the only girl in a room full of guys and discovered I am the BIGGEST tease everrrrr
***discovered the subtle amazing that is "study breaks"
***had a "sleepover" the last night on campus
******************
Overall been happier than I've been in I can't even remember when. Honestly, college was the best thing to ever happen to me. I had a lot of bad shit happen to an around me this year, between hospitals and less serious drama, but looking back the only thing I want to do is get back. CFace told me she knew I'd rather stay in Richmond than see friends at home, but for the record, I would've rather stayed in Richmond than see my family. No joke.
I'm excited for summer. For homefriends and collegefriends visits (half my school lives in Fairfield County...) and even for work. But I want it to flyyyy by. I'm ready to leave, yo.