I really don't have anything else to do ...
I could cry I'm so bored ... I've done all my work and since all the students have the sense to be out in sun I think I should just transfer the phone to my mobile and answer any queries from the nearest beer garden to the library.
Thank fucking christ I'm not working tonight - I may have had to hang myself if I was in here till 9 p.m.
I'm really not too sure what I am doing though ... I got an invite to Willie's leaving do tonight that I wasn't that fussed about (till he left me a lovely message on my voicemail). BUT it has a 99% chance of containing Nicola and that's a whole bunch of weird guilt/love/hate that I don't think should be picked at.
Cause I know we would end up speaking and I would think it was nice to be friends and all that! When really she is backstabbing lunatic who I was lucky to escape from ... twice. No - people who are only for themselves are not your friends (even if they are hell of a lot of fun).
Option No 2 is Art school with Gemmel and Faye - which sounds fun except I'm working tomorrow and it's going to be bad enough without a hangover! And I've not seen Gemmel since my birthday when he told me that Laura was convinced that he and I had been up to no good together. (and there is no way Faye wouldn't make some kind of veiled joke about it ... cause I know I would be.)
I could do both and be fun and exciting - but I think I overdid the fun and excitement last weekend - this should maybe time to behave and stay in.
Speaking of last weekend I don't really know where to start ...
Doctor was full of rubbish and gave me the red pills that do take my mind of being so stuffed up - but only because they make me wanna puke my guts out and live in my bathroom :(
Was in a pissed off mood after seeing him and went to meet Faye for "one drink" for Hannah's birthday ... no I should have known from that it was never going to be pretty.
Met for a cocktail in bar 10 which sucked cause it was too loud and made me feel like a million years old. Then headed to Reganos, which was MUCH more to my liking. Seriously the place is beautiful and if it wasn't for the fact the cocktails are 8 quid a pop I would seriously think about living there :) Every two minutes a new bottle of champagne was opened - it was bliss.
Met Hannah and Maria again properly and bonded immediately with Maria ... she and Hannah are very much like Faye and I and we discussed the probability of Also having a bunch of bodies in his back garden.
After a few too many champagne cocktails on antibiotics it was decided to go to Truffles. Now I'm really not into strip clubs (despite the amount of my friends that take their clothes off in public) and was really not arsed about going - but fuck me - we had a riot. Aldo was loving the fact he was in with 4 girls and we were loving the fact the place was soo funny! After a few more drinks Faye declares she will buy me a lap dance if I ask the girl ... which I laughed off at first - but scarily after watching a few more girls climb poles I was all for it. We waited forever to try and get this black girl with quite the most terrifying ass - but she disappeared with a guy who I really hope doesn't have kids and we settled on the girl who climbed the pole the best.
Weirdest experience of my life ... hands down. Faye and I went to the other room for the dance and she sat next to me and gutted herself at me. I really had no idea where in hell to look! The get VERY close and well quite frankly its all a bit odd. I was trying not to laugh as I kept thinking it would be insulting to laugh at this girl - but it is impossible not to when you have a strange girls breast that close to your face.
After that I thought it the best idea ever to give into Stew's calls for me to go to his for the party and I stumbled in and was delighted that the place was full of nice people I liked! In fact the only person to turn up who was shit was Fiona and it was fun asking her all about Calum and laughing as she tried to fall over Stew who was tooo busy fussing over Charlotte. (although was slightly terrifying how his fake breasts where still smaller than hers). Ran into Allan as well which was a bit weird - but he seemed not too mental and he didn't stick around for that long. I actually had a lot of fun, so much in fact that I kinds ended up staying there till the next morning talking nonsense to Stew and Craig ... woops.
Saturday therefore was slept hiding from the sun and sleeping, sleeping and more sleeping.
Right getting bored typing and it's almost escape time so going to do Sunday quick.
Aphex at Barrowlands - Bug was AMAZING, Claire was ruined and a bit scary, Steve was being a rubbish boyfriend, Apex was a bit boring to be honest and after I accidentally put my hand through the wall (no joke - and proper accident) Faye and I bolted.
Genius idea of catty in which we walked round once, abused Forbes and then left (in less than 10 minutes).
Drank at Faye's till silly o'clock and talked about the stuff you only do after a weekend like that. Scary.
Monday lost. Tuesday dead and sleeping.
Rest of week I've spent packing up all my life into boxes for new windows (as fun as it sounds).
Blah, need to pee more than I need to type anymore - so yeah stuff and more stuff.
the end.
Thank fucking christ I'm not working tonight - I may have had to hang myself if I was in here till 9 p.m.
I'm really not too sure what I am doing though ... I got an invite to Willie's leaving do tonight that I wasn't that fussed about (till he left me a lovely message on my voicemail). BUT it has a 99% chance of containing Nicola and that's a whole bunch of weird guilt/love/hate that I don't think should be picked at.
Cause I know we would end up speaking and I would think it was nice to be friends and all that! When really she is backstabbing lunatic who I was lucky to escape from ... twice. No - people who are only for themselves are not your friends (even if they are hell of a lot of fun).
Option No 2 is Art school with Gemmel and Faye - which sounds fun except I'm working tomorrow and it's going to be bad enough without a hangover! And I've not seen Gemmel since my birthday when he told me that Laura was convinced that he and I had been up to no good together. (and there is no way Faye wouldn't make some kind of veiled joke about it ... cause I know I would be.)
I could do both and be fun and exciting - but I think I overdid the fun and excitement last weekend - this should maybe time to behave and stay in.
Speaking of last weekend I don't really know where to start ...
Doctor was full of rubbish and gave me the red pills that do take my mind of being so stuffed up - but only because they make me wanna puke my guts out and live in my bathroom :(
Was in a pissed off mood after seeing him and went to meet Faye for "one drink" for Hannah's birthday ... no I should have known from that it was never going to be pretty.
Met for a cocktail in bar 10 which sucked cause it was too loud and made me feel like a million years old. Then headed to Reganos, which was MUCH more to my liking. Seriously the place is beautiful and if it wasn't for the fact the cocktails are 8 quid a pop I would seriously think about living there :) Every two minutes a new bottle of champagne was opened - it was bliss.
Met Hannah and Maria again properly and bonded immediately with Maria ... she and Hannah are very much like Faye and I and we discussed the probability of Also having a bunch of bodies in his back garden.
After a few too many champagne cocktails on antibiotics it was decided to go to Truffles. Now I'm really not into strip clubs (despite the amount of my friends that take their clothes off in public) and was really not arsed about going - but fuck me - we had a riot. Aldo was loving the fact he was in with 4 girls and we were loving the fact the place was soo funny! After a few more drinks Faye declares she will buy me a lap dance if I ask the girl ... which I laughed off at first - but scarily after watching a few more girls climb poles I was all for it. We waited forever to try and get this black girl with quite the most terrifying ass - but she disappeared with a guy who I really hope doesn't have kids and we settled on the girl who climbed the pole the best.
Weirdest experience of my life ... hands down. Faye and I went to the other room for the dance and she sat next to me and gutted herself at me. I really had no idea where in hell to look! The get VERY close and well quite frankly its all a bit odd. I was trying not to laugh as I kept thinking it would be insulting to laugh at this girl - but it is impossible not to when you have a strange girls breast that close to your face.
After that I thought it the best idea ever to give into Stew's calls for me to go to his for the party and I stumbled in and was delighted that the place was full of nice people I liked! In fact the only person to turn up who was shit was Fiona and it was fun asking her all about Calum and laughing as she tried to fall over Stew who was tooo busy fussing over Charlotte. (although was slightly terrifying how his fake breasts where still smaller than hers). Ran into Allan as well which was a bit weird - but he seemed not too mental and he didn't stick around for that long. I actually had a lot of fun, so much in fact that I kinds ended up staying there till the next morning talking nonsense to Stew and Craig ... woops.
Saturday therefore was slept hiding from the sun and sleeping, sleeping and more sleeping.
Right getting bored typing and it's almost escape time so going to do Sunday quick.
Aphex at Barrowlands - Bug was AMAZING, Claire was ruined and a bit scary, Steve was being a rubbish boyfriend, Apex was a bit boring to be honest and after I accidentally put my hand through the wall (no joke - and proper accident) Faye and I bolted.
Genius idea of catty in which we walked round once, abused Forbes and then left (in less than 10 minutes).
Drank at Faye's till silly o'clock and talked about the stuff you only do after a weekend like that. Scary.
Monday lost. Tuesday dead and sleeping.
Rest of week I've spent packing up all my life into boxes for new windows (as fun as it sounds).
Blah, need to pee more than I need to type anymore - so yeah stuff and more stuff.
the end.