adventures in dumb fuckery
I have my power adapter back! YAY! *twirls it*
And in other news.... suddenly my problems aren't so bad. O.O
Seriously. I warned you.
I have this friend. Her and I went to the same university together, we did the same degree program only she did Chinese and I did Japanese. She lives in China now, going to a Chinese university. She lives in a traditional dorm room and has a roommate who's bed is about a foot away from my friend's.
My friend last night was awakened to the sound of her roommate masturbating. Loudly. Moaning. Flapping. Noises. The... climax.
Thinking that maybe the roommate didn't realize that she woke up, my friend went to the bathroom and when she got back... the second session had started. Loudly.
Okay. So everyone masturbates. Fine. That's a given. But with your roommate of 6 days literally in the bed beside you? Do it in the shower or when she's not around! All I can think of is that the roommate is turned on by the idea of my friend in the next bed. Not helping, I know.
My friend is going to the housing office with another friend tomorrow to see if she can get a room switch since it's still early in the new semester. I told my friend to keep a bucket of water next to her bed to douce her with if she starts up again before that.
Are we just being too Canadian here? Please tell me that this isn't cool in your part of the world.
And in other news.... suddenly my problems aren't so bad. O.O
Seriously. I warned you.
I have this friend. Her and I went to the same university together, we did the same degree program only she did Chinese and I did Japanese. She lives in China now, going to a Chinese university. She lives in a traditional dorm room and has a roommate who's bed is about a foot away from my friend's.
My friend last night was awakened to the sound of her roommate masturbating. Loudly. Moaning. Flapping. Noises. The... climax.
Thinking that maybe the roommate didn't realize that she woke up, my friend went to the bathroom and when she got back... the second session had started. Loudly.
Okay. So everyone masturbates. Fine. That's a given. But with your roommate of 6 days literally in the bed beside you? Do it in the shower or when she's not around! All I can think of is that the roommate is turned on by the idea of my friend in the next bed. Not helping, I know.
My friend is going to the housing office with another friend tomorrow to see if she can get a room switch since it's still early in the new semester. I told my friend to keep a bucket of water next to her bed to douce her with if she starts up again before that.
Are we just being too Canadian here? Please tell me that this isn't cool in your part of the world.