How about instead of the cubes of crazy, we have the spheres of sanity?
One day self, eh.
LOL man doyouknowwhatilove? I love it when people, trying not to be sexist, defend female comedians from people saying they aren't funny by saying, OHMY YOOO KNOW THEY DON'T ALL TALK ABOUT HATING MEN AND PERIODS. As if tacitly acknowledging that, of course, discourse on these topics would naturally, obviously, be deeply unfunny because they deal with the world from an explicitly female (het) perspective.
Which you know in the process pretty much accepts that one has to deal with the world from a more male perspective in order to be worthwhile, which sounds pretty sexist to me.
It's much the same as when people, trying not to be homophobic, say, NOT ALL LESBIANS ARE BUTCHIES WHO WEAR MENZ CLOTHES/NOT ALL GAY MEN ARE EFFEMINATE WITH HIGH PITCHED CAMP VOICES, without realising that by saying that they are accepting that there is something wrong with being a BUTCH LESBIAN WEARING MENZ CLOTHES/EFFEMINATE GAY MAN.
Which you know is plenty homophobic in and of itself, and adds a skein of sexism alongside.
It's fucking awfulness.
It's like even as they let go of an ism they have to retain another.
MUST KEEP SOME DISDAIN FOR YOURSELF OTHER HUMAN BEANS STEADY AT ALL TIMES.
Man It's so warm around these spots. I find the sensation of warmth on my skin so pleasing, yummy in the extreme, swoonsome.
also BTW I DID FORGET TO TELL YOU GUIZ
I HAD A SEX DREAM.
THE FIRST SEX DREAM I AM CONSCIOUS OF HAVING PRETTY MUCH EVER.
IT WAS TOPHER GRACE.
!!!!!!!????!!!!!!??
THIS GUY
I'm pretty sure this is the douchiest picture that has ever existed of anyone on earth ever.
Also lol Topher Grace Fan supplied this image and presumably killed their own fannishness in the process.
AND NO I DID NOT (WHY NOT SELF?) INSIST ON CALLING HIM CHRIS (HE IS CALLED TOPHER, BECAUSE HIS NAME IS CHRISTOPHER AND LIKE THE INTOLERANT BRAT HE IS HE DIDN'T LIKE BEING CALLED CHRIS), TO HIS FACE AT ANY POINT.
ALSO HE HELD MY HAND AND WAS JUST THE SWEETEST.
FUCK YOU SUBCONSCIOUS.
WHEN I SPEND ALL THE MINUTES BEFORE SLEEP EITHER WRITING THE EAGLE SLASH OR CHANNING TATUM/JAMIE BELL RPS OR WATCHING JAMIE BELL INTERVIEWS I THINK IT'S PRETTY CLEAR WHAT I AM EXPECTING FROM YOU.
YOU SHOULD NOT SPRING THIS CLOWN ON ME...
Topher Grace's exact position in my subconscious, he's just waiting for you to sleep then he'll dive right iiiiiiin.
also. I'm pretty sure I was wrong before, because I think in fact that the picture of him jumping is in fact be the douchiest picture ever taken of anyone anywhere.
Topher Grace: one man, one thousand douchy poses. Although I do notice they've gone with something even funnier.
LOLPLAYER'S JACKETS?
LOLTOPHER GRACE = PLAYER?
PLAYER GRACE?
loljumpingplayergrace
???
Lol man speaking of ChrisTopher, his new movie film is out on Friday and they aren't showing it in Brighton, so I'm actually considering going to Crawley to see it.
This film is set in the Eighties and Chris is playing yet another loser trying to impress a pretty gurl and It's going to be so awful, because as I've reiterated time and again he really can't act especially playing nice people he's too self conscious and wierd for it, but I love the little fella, as my subconscious will testify, so I feel like I muuuuuuuuust see it.
God even the trailer makes it look so awful though - there is this horrible bit where Topher Grace is in a car with this guy and they are miming to the beginning of "Straight Outta Compton" by N.W.A.
??
Maybe they even mime the whole rap??
:(
TOPHER GRACE = GANGSTA.
GANGSTA GRACE?
RULLY?
Oh why would you let them do something so naff to you Chris? You're my hero and dream fuckbuddy for the forseeable future.
CHRIS WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOOOOOO?
YES, THAT'S RIGHT...
YOU SIT THERE UNTIL YOU'VE LEARNED TO DO BETTER.
Sanity? Why sanity hasn't been round to these parts for many a year now, last time we seen it, musta been nineteen niney five or so. Don't anticipate it coming round here again till they rebuild the place, no need for it nowadays y'see.
LOL man doyouknowwhatilove? I love it when people, trying not to be sexist, defend female comedians from people saying they aren't funny by saying, OHMY YOOO KNOW THEY DON'T ALL TALK ABOUT HATING MEN AND PERIODS. As if tacitly acknowledging that, of course, discourse on these topics would naturally, obviously, be deeply unfunny because they deal with the world from an explicitly female (het) perspective.
Which you know in the process pretty much accepts that one has to deal with the world from a more male perspective in order to be worthwhile, which sounds pretty sexist to me.
It's much the same as when people, trying not to be homophobic, say, NOT ALL LESBIANS ARE BUTCHIES WHO WEAR MENZ CLOTHES/NOT ALL GAY MEN ARE EFFEMINATE WITH HIGH PITCHED CAMP VOICES, without realising that by saying that they are accepting that there is something wrong with being a BUTCH LESBIAN WEARING MENZ CLOTHES/EFFEMINATE GAY MAN.
Which you know is plenty homophobic in and of itself, and adds a skein of sexism alongside.
It's fucking awfulness.
It's like even as they let go of an ism they have to retain another.
MUST KEEP SOME DISDAIN FOR YOURSELF OTHER HUMAN BEANS STEADY AT ALL TIMES.
Man It's so warm around these spots. I find the sensation of warmth on my skin so pleasing, yummy in the extreme, swoonsome.
also BTW I DID FORGET TO TELL YOU GUIZ
I HAD A SEX DREAM.
THE FIRST SEX DREAM I AM CONSCIOUS OF HAVING PRETTY MUCH EVER.
IT WAS TOPHER GRACE.
!!!!!!!????!!!!!!??
THIS GUY
I'm pretty sure this is the douchiest picture that has ever existed of anyone on earth ever.
Also lol Topher Grace Fan supplied this image and presumably killed their own fannishness in the process.
AND NO I DID NOT (WHY NOT SELF?) INSIST ON CALLING HIM CHRIS (HE IS CALLED TOPHER, BECAUSE HIS NAME IS CHRISTOPHER AND LIKE THE INTOLERANT BRAT HE IS HE DIDN'T LIKE BEING CALLED CHRIS), TO HIS FACE AT ANY POINT.
ALSO HE HELD MY HAND AND WAS JUST THE SWEETEST.
FUCK YOU SUBCONSCIOUS.
WHEN I SPEND ALL THE MINUTES BEFORE SLEEP EITHER WRITING THE EAGLE SLASH OR CHANNING TATUM/JAMIE BELL RPS OR WATCHING JAMIE BELL INTERVIEWS I THINK IT'S PRETTY CLEAR WHAT I AM EXPECTING FROM YOU.
YOU SHOULD NOT SPRING THIS CLOWN ON ME...
Topher Grace's exact position in my subconscious, he's just waiting for you to sleep then he'll dive right iiiiiiin.
also. I'm pretty sure I was wrong before, because I think in fact that the picture of him jumping is in fact be the douchiest picture ever taken of anyone anywhere.
Topher Grace: one man, one thousand douchy poses. Although I do notice they've gone with something even funnier.
LOLPLAYER'S JACKETS?
LOLTOPHER GRACE = PLAYER?
PLAYER GRACE?
loljumpingplayergrace
???
Lol man speaking of ChrisTopher, his new movie film is out on Friday and they aren't showing it in Brighton, so I'm actually considering going to Crawley to see it.
This film is set in the Eighties and Chris is playing yet another loser trying to impress a pretty gurl and It's going to be so awful, because as I've reiterated time and again he really can't act especially playing nice people he's too self conscious and wierd for it, but I love the little fella, as my subconscious will testify, so I feel like I muuuuuuuuust see it.
God even the trailer makes it look so awful though - there is this horrible bit where Topher Grace is in a car with this guy and they are miming to the beginning of "Straight Outta Compton" by N.W.A.
??
Maybe they even mime the whole rap??
:(
TOPHER GRACE = GANGSTA.
GANGSTA GRACE?
RULLY?
Oh why would you let them do something so naff to you Chris? You're my hero and dream fuckbuddy for the forseeable future.
CHRIS WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOOOOOO?
YES, THAT'S RIGHT...
YOU SIT THERE UNTIL YOU'VE LEARNED TO DO BETTER.
Sanity? Why sanity hasn't been round to these parts for many a year now, last time we seen it, musta been nineteen niney five or so. Don't anticipate it coming round here again till they rebuild the place, no need for it nowadays y'see.