apparently two guys have found the body of a 'bigfoot', and have been storing it in their freezer for over a month. don't believe me?
check it out then
now for starters the body shown in the picture and video looks pretty damn ridiculous. some skeptic is quoted as saying "It just looks like a costume with some fake guys thrown on top for effect." and that's EXACTLY what it does look like. some $20 costume bought from a shop (that head really does look paper-mache), and some pig-guts dropped on-top for 'realism'
i'm no expert on the scientific matters, but doesn't the freezing process destroy the dna, or at least partially? since these jokers are claiming they can prove this thing is real by dna tests i'm pretty sure they've destroyed that chance. not that i believe there ever was one. and who knows what the fhell a bigfoots dna would look like ANYWAY? maybe he'd share the same strand as loch ness, since they are brothers from the same mother ...
perhaps i should take a page out of these jerk's book and mock-up a yowie corpse? then i could take all those gullible fools out to the bush in hopes of seeing one. i'd be charging $500 a pop to line my wallet of course
what a world