No, I Don't Use Reverse Dog Years
Ya know what I fuckin' hate? When someone asks me how long I've been with Tommy, and I tell them we're comin' up on our eighth year, and then they say somethin' like "So what is that in gay years? Three months?"
Fuck you, that's a goddamn stereotype an' while some same sex couples might move that fast, we didn't. I've been with my husband for seven years, ten months, six days and nineteen hours. Yes, I know it down to the hour, piss off. Don't fuckin' try to be witty or prove that you "know the culture" or whatever the fuck it is yer tryin' ta do. My marriage is just as legitimate as yours is, and in all reality will probably out last yours.
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Fuck you, that's a goddamn stereotype an' while some same sex couples might move that fast, we didn't. I've been with my husband for seven years, ten months, six days and nineteen hours. Yes, I know it down to the hour, piss off. Don't fuckin' try to be witty or prove that you "know the culture" or whatever the fuck it is yer tryin' ta do. My marriage is just as legitimate as yours is, and in all reality will probably out last yours.
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