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I went camping this weekend with my boy scout troop. Alex Johnson and I spent like an entire hour fixing dinner, but these two little scouts told us that they weren't hungry.
Chris: I don't want to eat dinner! I'm not hungry.
Me: Well, if you don't eat now you'll get really hungry at night.
Chris: Oh, it's O.K. I have food in my tent.
Me: Well, the thing about that is if you have food in your tent, then at night all of the hungry animals will come and find it even if it's in your tent.
Chris: Well I'm still not hungry.
The next morning it had rained, so there was condensed water on the inside of my tent. Dan taps on the tent to tell me to wake up. The little scouts think this looks like fun, so they come and start shaking the tent.
Chris: WAKE UP! WAKE UP! I'm really hungry!
Me (thinking): well, I wonder whose fault that is you stupid little kid.
Chris: I don't want to eat dinner! I'm not hungry.
Me: Well, if you don't eat now you'll get really hungry at night.
Chris: Oh, it's O.K. I have food in my tent.
Me: Well, the thing about that is if you have food in your tent, then at night all of the hungry animals will come and find it even if it's in your tent.
Chris: Well I'm still not hungry.
The next morning it had rained, so there was condensed water on the inside of my tent. Dan taps on the tent to tell me to wake up. The little scouts think this looks like fun, so they come and start shaking the tent.
Chris: WAKE UP! WAKE UP! I'm really hungry!
Me (thinking): well, I wonder whose fault that is you stupid little kid.