Iraq invades Kuwait August 2nd 1990

[lukekills]

So i got some presents already, some amazing drinks, a reserved copy of madden, umm a thirty dollar Krispy Kreme coupon, a fake dog, a dc cd(not ac/dc), a bill murray poster and some round table pizza, also i get to act like a little kid and be bossy and yell that im the birthday boy and make anyone i want hold my hand to cross the street, just for extra safe bday measures, also i renamed someone stacey cause their other names suck

anyways im hella rich now, so im moving and im going to forget rusty ever existed, but not steven kline