inventory of a dumpster run at Trader Joe's:

[lukeboi]

4 loaves of bread
1 foccacia
1 baguette (still soft, just broken in half in the bag)
1 garlic bread thing
1 bag of 4 almond croissants
8 avocados only a little too soft
4 mangos only a little too soft
5 plastic boxes of fresh basil
1 bag of red onions (nothing ostensibly amiss with them)
1 bag of oranges with slightly mottled skin, still firm
1 giant lemon tart
1 angel food cake

I know there's more I'm forgetting.

price = free.