Apr 04, 2006 15:06
You're wondering who I am-machine or mannequin
With parts made in Japan, I am the modren man
I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin
My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain I.B.M.
apparently the Japanese have developed an exoskeleton that allows its wearer to lift nearly double what they normally could. Think robo-cop meets Jackie Chan. yeah, scary. and everyone's afraid of China and their billion citizens taking over? its gonna be japan to come over and shove their robotic boot up our ass. just watch, in ten years, we'll all be serving our robotic overlords.
Oh yeah, the exoskelton, its code name HAL. If any of you have seen 2001, (i'm looking your way BO, mr. i've seen every movie ever,) you know whats up, and why i'm ready to great our new masters with open arms.
Now if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna go brush up on my Japanese.
Kanetchiwa, bitches
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Himitsu wo shiri tai