THE COCK EATERS, BY JESSE BLOOCHURK
Hahaha, this doofus just lifted a porn scene from The God Eaters (Jesse's published novel) and swapped out all the names for Harry and Draco.
If you don't have an account it won't show up, but Seebs wrote about the affair in detail here. And it is all very hilarious and snarky, to be sure, but I want my slice of the schadenfreude pie, so I'm posting about it too.
Man, sometimes you just can't even get mad about this shit. It's too funny.
Now I have this huge raging desire to steal the same smut and change the names to Thomas the Tank Engine and Bob the Builder. Except because it's a shitty fanfic, I'll use all these slender yellow fruit epithets like "the choo-choo train" and "the humanoid high school drop-out with clever hands" as I describe them fucking, instead of their names.
Er. As Jesse describes them fucking. Let's be fair here.
BONUS: don't miss the bit where the doofus gives proper credit for inspiration... to Blue October. Ehehehe.
edit:
HOLY SHIT THE RIPPER IS THE SITE ADMIN OF Y!GALLERY
brb fucking *dying*
If you don't have an account it won't show up, but Seebs wrote about the affair in detail here. And it is all very hilarious and snarky, to be sure, but I want my slice of the schadenfreude pie, so I'm posting about it too.
Man, sometimes you just can't even get mad about this shit. It's too funny.
Now I have this huge raging desire to steal the same smut and change the names to Thomas the Tank Engine and Bob the Builder. Except because it's a shitty fanfic, I'll use all these slender yellow fruit epithets like "the choo-choo train" and "the humanoid high school drop-out with clever hands" as I describe them fucking, instead of their names.
Er. As Jesse describes them fucking. Let's be fair here.
BONUS: don't miss the bit where the doofus gives proper credit for inspiration... to Blue October. Ehehehe.
edit:
HOLY SHIT THE RIPPER IS THE SITE ADMIN OF Y!GALLERY
brb fucking *dying*