NOBODY CALLS ME CHICKEN
Today this guy we'll call Doucheface, my sister's boyfriend's brother, told me I shouldn't be a dog owner because I hadn't picked up a pile of dog crap in the yard by the time he saw it. It was pretty messed up, I don't usually get mad like that, but that shit is a major transgression. I take fucking awesome care of my dog, and I've met this yahoo, what, four times? And he says this shit to my face with a big old (pardon the expression) shit-eating grin like he expects me to be amused and agree with him or something. Instead I tore him a new asshole. I very, very seldom tell people off because I'm a coward, but he WENT THERE.
He walked out halfway through my reaming and I told him if he did that, it was all she wrote. He fled so it's over, he is no longer a person to me. Merely a Doucheface who would be well-served by reduction to his component molecules and I seriously do not exaggerate.
The argument did not go well, and ended with me and my sister arguing because "doucheface is just like that." which excuses everything, rofl. God I hate that fucker.
BTW, my brother is feeling pretty lucid right now, and he wants me to inform you that when he was younger, his dream was to be an airline pilot and shit on people. Everyone, especially YOU .
He also wishes to announce to the internet that: "Today, the feelings of poo / are all over me and not on you. Once again, I do not win / Haters have struck me down again / What's with this sheeit? I've had enough. My laundry... is stuffed."
He walked out halfway through my reaming and I told him if he did that, it was all she wrote. He fled so it's over, he is no longer a person to me. Merely a Doucheface who would be well-served by reduction to his component molecules and I seriously do not exaggerate.
The argument did not go well, and ended with me and my sister arguing because "doucheface is just like that." which excuses everything, rofl. God I hate that fucker.
BTW, my brother is feeling pretty lucid right now, and he wants me to inform you that when he was younger, his dream was to be an airline pilot and shit on people. Everyone, especially YOU .
He also wishes to announce to the internet that: "Today, the feelings of poo / are all over me and not on you. Once again, I do not win / Haters have struck me down again / What's with this sheeit? I've had enough. My laundry... is stuffed."