Holy fucking shit, this is huge. Former Scientology bigwig Mike Rinder has been found after two years, and
he's talking. David Miscavige's tiny powerful fists must be flailing in helpless rage right now as he watches his empire reduced to a current events punch line. I can't believe I'm finally seeing this shit on the AP wire.
Bless y'all, Anonymous, for breaking the cult's power over straight media so that stories like this can be published after decades of CYA self-censorship. You can believe more delightful revelations are on the way now that someone as high-ranking as Rinder has spoken out.
Oooh, I can't wait to see who blows the cult (and more importantly, the whistle) next.