Fail Harder, Fox News
So Chastity Bono's a tranny and he's taking the testosterone plunge. Good for him, glad he's repping for the genderfuck crew and getting the issue on the front page and all that. It didn't seem like all that big a story to me, though, until the citizens of Fair-And-Balanced-A-Go-Go-Land decided to correct the gender language of the original press statement for us, and the whole thing turned instantly to gold.
"Yes, it's true - Chaz, after many years of consideration, has made the courageous decision to honor [her] true identity," confirmed Bono's publicist, Howard Bragman.
"[She] is proud of his decision and grateful for the support and respect that has already been shown by [her] loved ones. It is Chaz's hope that [her] choice to transition will open the hearts and minds of the public regarding this issue, just as [her] 'coming out' did nearly 20 years ago. We ask that the media respect Chaz's privacy during this long process as [she] will not be doing any interviews at this time."
In the time it took me to make this entry, the article has been speed-edited to remove all the brackets--but the internet sees you, Faux News. The internet remembers. More than anything else, though, the internet lols and lols, because you suck.
"Yes, it's true - Chaz, after many years of consideration, has made the courageous decision to honor [her] true identity," confirmed Bono's publicist, Howard Bragman.
"[She] is proud of his decision and grateful for the support and respect that has already been shown by [her] loved ones. It is Chaz's hope that [her] choice to transition will open the hearts and minds of the public regarding this issue, just as [her] 'coming out' did nearly 20 years ago. We ask that the media respect Chaz's privacy during this long process as [she] will not be doing any interviews at this time."
In the time it took me to make this entry, the article has been speed-edited to remove all the brackets--but the internet sees you, Faux News. The internet remembers. More than anything else, though, the internet lols and lols, because you suck.