putting in your script for Snape to say these words: "I'm going to penitrate your mind Potter"..... not only will cause massive fangirl explosions, but will cause smut peddlers (like me Ace, and Meg for instance) to erupt in the biggest fit of laughter Columbus Ohio has ever seen.....
and for those who haven't seen it, and are.....be forwarned
I swear I broke down into tears after that
oh ...and
bakubaku according to a random guy in line, is a Weasly