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[luigi_larosa]

So, Messiah has been in my head recently, I'm just wondering how much of the MASSIVE cast people can remember.  This'll be especially fun for all the people who have no clue.

I will give TEN DOLLARS to anyone who can match an actor to ALL of these characters, WITHOUT ASKING FOR HELP.

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"They keep pullin' me BACK IN!"

[mikeknackstedt]

Isn't it funny how the only people who are doing this are the guys who wrote the fuckin' thing? I'm out of the running for the cash since I can't remember two of them, but I figured i'd give it a shot. Anyway, let's do this shit...

Good Guys

Hank- Jake Elder
Cassidy- Ben Delong
David- William Benjamin
Luke- George Morse
Tommy G.- Frongbat....I mean Aaron Ertsgaard
Big B- Alan Stout
Judas- Ryland Quinn
Matthew- Fred Griswold
w00 733- Matt "Reliable" Fehsenfeld
Ali Abdallahballah Salim- Raymond Kater
Jimbo- Kevin Kelley
Jon Jon- Brandon Brown
Mark- Jesse Thiessen

Neutrals
Shannon- Carrie Williamson
Mary Magdalene- Sheena Burke
Mary, Hank's Mother- Meri Schwieger
The Narrator- Dillon Flynn

Bad Guys
John The Baptist- Dillon Flynn
Luigi LaRosa- Jeff Smith
Vinnie Del Fonté- Michael Knackstedt
Jimmy Farthing, auto retailer- Jesse Whitehead
Don Harry- Kellen Cozzens
Sal, the Don's Brother- Corey Chaves

Immortals
Satan- John Buzby
God- The Voice of Ryland Quinn

Memorable Radio station characters
Scotsman, with one of the funniest lines in the movie- Duncan Frost
Goth Girl, with an equally funny line- Can't remember.

Memorable others
Mitch, Big B's bodiless assistant- Ryland Quinn
Man In A Hat (a throwaway part to someone who begged)- Jeff Edson
Bum, Hank's Friend- God damnit, you got me here.

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Re: "They keep pullin' me BACK IN!"

[luigi_larosa]

Here's the kicker, though. Who did we ACTUALLY want to play Luke? No one's gotten that right either. George was one of the ones we decided "fuck, he's a jackass. Let's replace him"

Re: "They keep pullin' me BACK IN!"

[mikeknackstedt]

Was it Koffit?

Re: "They keep pullin' me BACK IN!"

[mikeknackstedt]

The Goth Girl, I mean.

Re: "They keep pullin' me BACK IN!"

[luigi_larosa]

I'll tell you tomorrow.