Hm, venting has been turned on.
I don't like the way I look.
I think its all the fat mixed with all the ugly.
I have a high concentration of the ugly right here *gestures to face* and high concentration of fat right here *gestures to all over*.
Lets diet.
I am interested that when you say "Diet" a red flag goes up. Everyone, even your fat ugly friends, have advice for you. They will be shoving a Number 1 from McDonalds down their throats while spewing something about: "You can't eat too little, it isn't healthy".
Shoving food in our faces is not eating.
So I am going to eat less. Maybe 5 calories all day. 1/2 a tic tac and then I am going to lick a cleaned snickers wrapper. And if someone tells me about how unhealthy it is I am going to punch them.
Every time I try and do something my friends jump up and yell "Oh no! Not that!". I feel like I am talking to their fucking Mothers. Lets take a moment to look at your lives, shall we?
What the hell am I going to do? I would hope the friends I have had for 6 years would realize I have the common sense and will power to preform a life change without throwing myself off the deep end. Also, since they see me everyday I feel like they would have plenty of time to offer their 'sage' advice later.
*bites the head of an orphan*
Rawr.
*note: I did not ingest the fatty head of the Orphan, after biting it off, I spit it right back out and used mouthwash*
I think its all the fat mixed with all the ugly.
I have a high concentration of the ugly right here *gestures to face* and high concentration of fat right here *gestures to all over*.
Lets diet.
I am interested that when you say "Diet" a red flag goes up. Everyone, even your fat ugly friends, have advice for you. They will be shoving a Number 1 from McDonalds down their throats while spewing something about: "You can't eat too little, it isn't healthy".
Shoving food in our faces is not eating.
So I am going to eat less. Maybe 5 calories all day. 1/2 a tic tac and then I am going to lick a cleaned snickers wrapper. And if someone tells me about how unhealthy it is I am going to punch them.
Every time I try and do something my friends jump up and yell "Oh no! Not that!". I feel like I am talking to their fucking Mothers. Lets take a moment to look at your lives, shall we?
What the hell am I going to do? I would hope the friends I have had for 6 years would realize I have the common sense and will power to preform a life change without throwing myself off the deep end. Also, since they see me everyday I feel like they would have plenty of time to offer their 'sage' advice later.
*bites the head of an orphan*
Rawr.
*note: I did not ingest the fatty head of the Orphan, after biting it off, I spit it right back out and used mouthwash*