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Bold what's true, italicize what's sorta true, leave alone what's inapplicable. (Commentary in color.)
APPEARANCE:
I am 5'4" or shorter.
I think I'm ugly.
I have many scars. (They're tiny and not noticable, but I know where I got 'em all.)
I tan easily.
I wish my hair was a different color. (I like coloring it, but I love my silver hairs and thus have not colored it in a while.)
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have a tattoo.
I am self-conscious about my appearance.
I've had braces.
I own glasses.
I'd get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free.
I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
I have more than 2 piercings.
I have piercings in places besides my ears.
I have freckles.
FAMILY/HOME LIFE:
I've sworn at my parents. (Funny story, that.)
I've been kicked out of the house.
My biological parents are together
I have a sibling less than one year old.
I want to have kids someday. (This one is the opposite of inapplicable in that it ain't gonna happen!)
I have children.
I've lost a child. (miscarriage)
EMBARRASSMENT:
I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
I've snorted while laughing.
I've laughed so hard I've cried.
I've glued my hand to something. (On purpose, even!)
I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
I've had my pants rip in public.
HEALTH:
I was born with a disease/impairment. (er, disorder?)
I've had stitches.
I've broken a bone.
I've had my tonsils removed.
I've sat in a doctor’s office with a friend.
I've had my wisdom teeth removed. (Just one and only because it had a cavity.)
I had a serious surgery. (Not yet, anyway. Possible uterine ablation ftw!)
I've had chicken pox.
TRAVELING:
I've driven over 200 miles in one day
I've been on a plane.
I've been to Canada. (When I was but a babe in arms.)
I've been to Niagara Falls.
I've been to Japan.
I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans. (When I was a toddler. My folks have a huge chalk drawing of me that a street artist did there.)
I've been to Europe.
I've been to Africa.
I've been to France.
I've been to Central America. (Yes, I added this one in, so I could bold something else!)
EXPERIENCES:
I've been lost in my city.
I've seen a shooting star.
I've wished on a shooting star.
I've seen a meteor shower.
I've gone out in public in my pajamas. (And attended college classes in 'em.)
I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
I've been to a casino.
I've been skydiving.
I've gone skinny dipping.
I've played spin the bottle.
I've crashed a car.
I've been skiing.
I've been in a play.
I've met someone in person from the Internet.
I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
I've seen the Northern Lights.
I've sat on a rooftop at night.
I've played chicken.
I've played a prank on someone.
I've ridden in a taxi.
I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I've eaten sushi.
I've been snowboarding.
RELATIONSHIPS:
I'm single.
I'm in a relationship.
I'm available.
I'm engaged.
I'm married. (Ok, you all know I'm not married. But I am in a committed relationship with absolutely no plans to get married ever.)
I've gone on a blind date.
I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
I miss someone right now.
I have a fear of abandonment.
I've been divorced.
I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
I've told someone I loved them when I didn't. .
I've told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
I've kept something from a past relationship.
SEXUALITY:
I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
I've kissed a member of the same sex.
I've had sex with someone of the opposite sex.
I've had sex with someone of the same sex.
I've had sex with more than one person at the same time.
I am a cuddler.
I've been kissed in the rain.
I've had sex outdoors.
I've hugged a stranger.
I have kissed a stranger.
I have had sex with a stranger.
HONESTY/CRIME:
I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
I have lied to my parents about where I am.
I am keeping a secret from the world.
I've cheated while playing a game.
I've cheated on a test.
I've run a red light.
I've been suspended from school.
I've witnessed a crime.
I've been in a fist fight.
I've been arrested.
I've shoplifted.
DRUGS/ALCOHOL:
I've consumed alcohol.
I've smoked cigarettes.
I've smoked pot.
I regularly drink. ('Regularly' as in every now and then, not all the time.)
I've taken painkillers when I didn’t need them.
MENTAL HEALTH:
I have been diagnosed with depression.
I shut others out when I'm depressed.
I take anti-depressants.
I have an eating disorder.
I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it. (I like sleep; it is my superpower.)
I've hurt myself on purpose.
I'm addicted to self harm.
I've woken up crying.
DEATH:
I'm afraid of dying.
I hate funerals.
I've seen someone dying.
I have attempted suicide. (Not actually attempted, no. Contemplated, yes.)
Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
RANDOM:
I can sing well. (Hahahahahahahaaaa)
I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
I open up to others too easily.
I watch the news.
I don't kill bugs.
I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for sake of being able to rhyme.
I curse regularly. (Like a motherfucking sailor.)
I sing in the shower. (And you do not want to hear me.)
I am a morning person.
I've paid for my cell phone ringtone.
I'm a snob about grammar.
I am a sports fanatic.
I play with my hair. (But, really, I'd prefer if someone else played with my hair.)
I have/had "x"s in my screen name.
I love being neat.
I love Spam.
I've copied more than 30 CDs in a day.
I bake well.
My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
I don't know how to shoot a gun.
I am in love with love.
I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
I laugh at my own jokes.
I eat fast food weekly.
I believe in ghosts.
I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
I am really ticklish.
I love white chocolate.
I bite my nails. (Used to all the time, now only when a nail breaks and I don't have a file handy.)
I play video games.
I'm good at remembering faces.
I'm good at remembering names.
I'm good at remembering dates.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
APPEARANCE:
I am 5'4" or shorter.
I think I'm ugly.
I have many scars. (They're tiny and not noticable, but I know where I got 'em all.)
I tan easily.
I wish my hair was a different color. (I like coloring it, but I love my silver hairs and thus have not colored it in a while.)
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have a tattoo.
I am self-conscious about my appearance.
I've had braces.
I own glasses.
I'd get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free.
I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
I have more than 2 piercings.
I have piercings in places besides my ears.
I have freckles.
FAMILY/HOME LIFE:
I've sworn at my parents. (Funny story, that.)
I've been kicked out of the house.
My biological parents are together
I have a sibling less than one year old.
I want to have kids someday. (This one is the opposite of inapplicable in that it ain't gonna happen!)
I have children.
I've lost a child. (miscarriage)
EMBARRASSMENT:
I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
I've snorted while laughing.
I've laughed so hard I've cried.
I've glued my hand to something. (On purpose, even!)
I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
I've had my pants rip in public.
HEALTH:
I was born with a disease/impairment. (er, disorder?)
I've had stitches.
I've broken a bone.
I've had my tonsils removed.
I've sat in a doctor’s office with a friend.
I've had my wisdom teeth removed. (Just one and only because it had a cavity.)
I had a serious surgery. (Not yet, anyway. Possible uterine ablation ftw!)
I've had chicken pox.
TRAVELING:
I've driven over 200 miles in one day
I've been on a plane.
I've been to Canada. (When I was but a babe in arms.)
I've been to Niagara Falls.
I've been to Japan.
I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans. (When I was a toddler. My folks have a huge chalk drawing of me that a street artist did there.)
I've been to Europe.
I've been to Africa.
I've been to France.
I've been to Central America. (Yes, I added this one in, so I could bold something else!)
EXPERIENCES:
I've been lost in my city.
I've seen a shooting star.
I've wished on a shooting star.
I've seen a meteor shower.
I've gone out in public in my pajamas. (And attended college classes in 'em.)
I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
I've been to a casino.
I've been skydiving.
I've gone skinny dipping.
I've played spin the bottle.
I've crashed a car.
I've been skiing.
I've been in a play.
I've met someone in person from the Internet.
I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
I've seen the Northern Lights.
I've sat on a rooftop at night.
I've played chicken.
I've played a prank on someone.
I've ridden in a taxi.
I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I've eaten sushi.
I've been snowboarding.
RELATIONSHIPS:
I'm single.
I'm in a relationship.
I'm available.
I'm engaged.
I'm married. (Ok, you all know I'm not married. But I am in a committed relationship with absolutely no plans to get married ever.)
I've gone on a blind date.
I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
I miss someone right now.
I have a fear of abandonment.
I've been divorced.
I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
I've told someone I loved them when I didn't. .
I've told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
I've kept something from a past relationship.
SEXUALITY:
I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
I've kissed a member of the same sex.
I've had sex with someone of the opposite sex.
I've had sex with someone of the same sex.
I've had sex with more than one person at the same time.
I am a cuddler.
I've been kissed in the rain.
I've had sex outdoors.
I've hugged a stranger.
I have kissed a stranger.
I have had sex with a stranger.
HONESTY/CRIME:
I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
I have lied to my parents about where I am.
I am keeping a secret from the world.
I've cheated while playing a game.
I've cheated on a test.
I've run a red light.
I've been suspended from school.
I've witnessed a crime.
I've been in a fist fight.
I've been arrested.
I've shoplifted.
DRUGS/ALCOHOL:
I've consumed alcohol.
I've smoked cigarettes.
I've smoked pot.
I regularly drink. ('Regularly' as in every now and then, not all the time.)
I've taken painkillers when I didn’t need them.
MENTAL HEALTH:
I have been diagnosed with depression.
I shut others out when I'm depressed.
I take anti-depressants.
I have an eating disorder.
I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it. (I like sleep; it is my superpower.)
I've hurt myself on purpose.
I'm addicted to self harm.
I've woken up crying.
DEATH:
I'm afraid of dying.
I hate funerals.
I've seen someone dying.
I have attempted suicide. (Not actually attempted, no. Contemplated, yes.)
Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
RANDOM:
I can sing well. (Hahahahahahahaaaa)
I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
I open up to others too easily.
I watch the news.
I don't kill bugs.
I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for sake of being able to rhyme.
I curse regularly. (Like a motherfucking sailor.)
I sing in the shower. (And you do not want to hear me.)
I am a morning person.
I've paid for my cell phone ringtone.
I'm a snob about grammar.
I am a sports fanatic.
I play with my hair. (But, really, I'd prefer if someone else played with my hair.)
I have/had "x"s in my screen name.
I love being neat.
I love Spam.
I've copied more than 30 CDs in a day.
I bake well.
My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
I don't know how to shoot a gun.
I am in love with love.
I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
I laugh at my own jokes.
I eat fast food weekly.
I believe in ghosts.
I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
I am really ticklish.
I love white chocolate.
I bite my nails. (Used to all the time, now only when a nail breaks and I don't have a file handy.)
I play video games.
I'm good at remembering faces.
I'm good at remembering names.
I'm good at remembering dates.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.