Blue's text of ProZD's version of Morri's meme
20 Haikus, each from a character's perspective. Guess the character or the series or whatever is appropriate. It's fun!
1. I have a nickname
Because of my favorite song
Not because I'm short
2. Don't attack my friends
I've got a gun in my heart
So, um, please watch out!
3. Who is that demon?
My best friend but I hate him
Man I talk a lot
4. These cars are too small
It's not that I'm too big, see?
I play piano
5. This sporting tyrade
Weighs so heavy on my soul
Who can bear true pain?
6. These pirates are mean
Oh crap, now I'm underground
Where are the crystals?
7. I am manly tears
But I'm not crying morons!
Symbol to perverts
8. I have half a face
But I don't scare children now
I kill people too
9. I have half a face
But I'm still a great doctor
Two colors of hair
10. Master of disguise
You know who I'm sleeping with
Yes, it's YOUR MOTHER
11. Come up to the lab
You can see what's on the slab
And you'll shiver with
12. This is me: Horseshit
Something about Vietnam
Too old for this shit
13. Mewd wants to kiss me
But I'm a videogame
You will die in saws
14. My pants are purple
And I'll break every finger
Fine like this ronch ronch
15. It's me and my friend
Oh plus the astronaut guy
And my NEMESIS
16. YOU AND YOUR ETHIC
CANCER CANCER CANCER RRR
OH COUNTS TO FIFTEEN!
17. WHAT'S THAT!? HEINEKIN!?
FUCK THAT SHIT! PABST. BLUE. RIBBON!
You're so fucking suave
18. I hate the lotto
My life is ruined now, dude
All 'cause those numbers
19. I wear a fez now
Fezzes are cool. Oh yeah and
I can time travel
20. I write musicals
A sex move named after me?
I hate my father
1. I have a nickname
Because of my favorite song
Not because I'm short
2. Don't attack my friends
I've got a gun in my heart
So, um, please watch out!
3. Who is that demon?
My best friend but I hate him
Man I talk a lot
4. These cars are too small
It's not that I'm too big, see?
I play piano
5. This sporting tyrade
Weighs so heavy on my soul
Who can bear true pain?
6. These pirates are mean
Oh crap, now I'm underground
Where are the crystals?
7. I am manly tears
But I'm not crying morons!
Symbol to perverts
8. I have half a face
But I don't scare children now
I kill people too
9. I have half a face
But I'm still a great doctor
Two colors of hair
10. Master of disguise
You know who I'm sleeping with
Yes, it's YOUR MOTHER
11. Come up to the lab
You can see what's on the slab
And you'll shiver with
12. This is me: Horseshit
Something about Vietnam
Too old for this shit
13. Mewd wants to kiss me
But I'm a videogame
You will die in saws
14. My pants are purple
And I'll break every finger
Fine like this ronch ronch
15. It's me and my friend
Oh plus the astronaut guy
And my NEMESIS
16. YOU AND YOUR ETHIC
CANCER CANCER CANCER RRR
OH COUNTS TO FIFTEEN!
17. WHAT'S THAT!? HEINEKIN!?
FUCK THAT SHIT! PABST. BLUE. RIBBON!
You're so fucking suave
18. I hate the lotto
My life is ruined now, dude
All 'cause those numbers
19. I wear a fez now
Fezzes are cool. Oh yeah and
I can time travel
20. I write musicals
A sex move named after me?
I hate my father