Vermin
Summer on a University campus is so stressful.
Upside: Dudes wearing nothing everywhere
Downside: Fucking canvassers everywhere
Do you have 30 seconds for timber wolves?
Do you have two minutes for South Sudan?
Do you have a minute to support the Green Party?
Very cunning to do this at a stoplight or a bus stop so it will be extra awkward when I say no.
I'm sure your cause is very sincere. I might even give you money, but I don't want you sending thick paper things to my mailbox every week for the rest of my life. That's why I play billiards on my phone and scowl at it like it's a serious text message when I see you.
Upside: Dudes wearing nothing everywhere
Downside: Fucking canvassers everywhere
Do you have 30 seconds for timber wolves?
Do you have two minutes for South Sudan?
Do you have a minute to support the Green Party?
Very cunning to do this at a stoplight or a bus stop so it will be extra awkward when I say no.
I'm sure your cause is very sincere. I might even give you money, but I don't want you sending thick paper things to my mailbox every week for the rest of my life. That's why I play billiards on my phone and scowl at it like it's a serious text message when I see you.