Oh yes, every bit of it is true~~~

Feb 05, 2010 12:38

Ok so I've been out of the habit of posting memes for a long time but this one is just too amusing to not share. XD

Go to www.urbandictionary.com, type in your name and post what comes up.

1. Luke

A person with a giagantic shlong, Scrotum, or overall package and who uses it for mastuerbational purposes at least three times a day
You can tell that he's luke, look at the way he slouches

2. luke

From the Latin meaning "light" he motivates others by gentle persuasion a natural born leader.

A person who has this name tends to be

Very loyal, respectful, fearless, outgoing, idealistic, fun loving, competive nature

But due to a very loyal and fearless nature these two combined will mean Luke is a force to be reckoned with.

And also attracts quite a lot of female attention due to these characteristics

a luke usally has a group of very close friends who he respects and is very loyal to.

3. Luke

someone that is totaly beastly and pwns everyone around him
dude, you know Jake.

ya

he is totaly a Luke

4. luke

luke has a gigantic penis and uses it every night on people.
ohh yea harder gimme more luke

5. Luke

He is a fun loving guy really funny and can make anyone laugh. He is very quiet at first and seems shy but when you get to know him you will fall in love. He has very good style and always looks handsome. He also always smells really good :)
Whos that guy sticking to him self?
Oh that would be Luke.

6. luke

A really smart, interesting, kind guy. Always looking out for others, quite shy, but extremely good at drama.
'Hey you know Luke'

'Yeah what?'

'He's going out with that cow Emma'

'Oh crap, really? She's a skank'

'Yeah, I know'

7. Luke

some one who has an huge large penis, is a total player, and one is totally beastly
hey you know luke?

ya

hes SO sexy i bet he has a dick the size of a whale

wow, i want him in me

It's frightening how accurate these are despite the fact that I used my guy name (I am out of love with my real name for srs). ESPECIALLY THE DICK PART LOLRITE?

i am manry, quizness

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