Oh crack, I missed you so.
So me, pinkmoocow, and nirsicle made up this fanfiction game on the spot. It's... a crackpairing in two sentences. (note that I sort of fail at it XD)
Contains Sanji/Blueno, Brook/Gol D. Roger, Iceburg/Hattori, Kumadori/Fukurou, Lulu/Tileston, Ener/Kaku, Kalifa/Tileston, Kumadori/Jyabura, Nola/Norland, Luffy/Kumadori, Hogback/Hiruluk, Sanji/Kokoro, and Mr. 9/Igaram.
pinkmoocow:
Sanji looked into Blueno's deep, dark bedroom eyes, confused by their constant state of boredom, and whispered softly, "...does anything make you excited, Blueno-kun?"
Blueno snorted. "No."
pinkmoocow:
Brook gave a start when he rolled over and realized his bedmate was the pirate king--but he quickly calmed himself, remembering that stranger things had happened.
Where was Laboon lately anyway?
ludicrous_box:
"Iceburg-san. You have a message from Lucci."
"Nmaa... what is it, Kalifa??" the mayor muttered as he petted the bundle of feathers stuffed into his pocket.
"He wants his bird back."
pinkmoocow:
Kumadori had thought it would be suggestive to hint at Fukurou about this size of his manhood....
Until Fukurou made posters declaring it to all the world.
nirsicle:
It was just mere seconds after Lulu arrived for work that he decided to go back home when Tileston walked over to him and announced rather loudly:
"LULU! YOU LEFT YOUR UNDERWEAR IN MY BEDROOM AGAIN! DO YOU WANT IT NOW OR LATER?"
pinkmoocow:
"That's what you get for sticking your neck up so far into the sky," Ener smirked at the giraffe-boy.
Oh, how he loved being god.
nirsicle:
Iceburg had been wondering why Kalifa had suddenly decided to take the rest of the day off, but his thoughts were interrupted as Tileston came in through the door holding a pair of boxers and a thong.
"HAVE YOU SEEN LULU OR KALIFA?"
ludicrous_box:
With a flushed face, Jyabura hastily tried to cover up the book he'd just recieved as a birthday gift from Kumadori to keep the others from seeing it, but Kaku nabbed it out of his hands and immediately went pale at the title.
"Kama Sutra".
pinkmoocow:
Calgara crossed his arms and frowned at the chestnut-headed man, curled up in the crook of the snake's tail.
"I thought you liked men," he pouted sullenly.
nirsicle:
Luffy began limping his way back onto the Thousand Sunny, still pulling the long strands of pink hair off of him and was soon questioned by his fellow crew mates about what had happened, to which Luffy groaned:
"Unngh... I think he gave me a little too much meat..."
nirsicle:
Hiruluk gulped nervously and tried to at least make himself comfortable, which was kind of hard to do since he was strapped down to a metal table, and cringed as he heard the sounds of a whip snapping which was followed by laughter.
"Fosfosfosfos! Are you ready to play doctor, Hiruluk-kun~?"
ludicrous_box:
As Sanji woke up that morning, naked and covered in smudged lipstick; smelling of alcohol and the distant cackle, "Ngagagaga!" echoing in his mind, he was sure of one thing.
He was never getting drunk again.
nirsicle:
As Vivi gasped in horror when she walked in to see both her bodyguard and her work partner in bed together, Mr.9 quickly jumped up to his feet, grabbed his clothes and bolted out the door.
"Bye Bye Baby!"
Contains Sanji/Blueno, Brook/Gol D. Roger, Iceburg/Hattori, Kumadori/Fukurou, Lulu/Tileston, Ener/Kaku, Kalifa/Tileston, Kumadori/Jyabura, Nola/Norland, Luffy/Kumadori, Hogback/Hiruluk, Sanji/Kokoro, and Mr. 9/Igaram.
pinkmoocow:
Sanji looked into Blueno's deep, dark bedroom eyes, confused by their constant state of boredom, and whispered softly, "...does anything make you excited, Blueno-kun?"
Blueno snorted. "No."
pinkmoocow:
Brook gave a start when he rolled over and realized his bedmate was the pirate king--but he quickly calmed himself, remembering that stranger things had happened.
Where was Laboon lately anyway?
ludicrous_box:
"Iceburg-san. You have a message from Lucci."
"Nmaa... what is it, Kalifa??" the mayor muttered as he petted the bundle of feathers stuffed into his pocket.
"He wants his bird back."
pinkmoocow:
Kumadori had thought it would be suggestive to hint at Fukurou about this size of his manhood....
Until Fukurou made posters declaring it to all the world.
nirsicle:
It was just mere seconds after Lulu arrived for work that he decided to go back home when Tileston walked over to him and announced rather loudly:
"LULU! YOU LEFT YOUR UNDERWEAR IN MY BEDROOM AGAIN! DO YOU WANT IT NOW OR LATER?"
pinkmoocow:
"That's what you get for sticking your neck up so far into the sky," Ener smirked at the giraffe-boy.
Oh, how he loved being god.
nirsicle:
Iceburg had been wondering why Kalifa had suddenly decided to take the rest of the day off, but his thoughts were interrupted as Tileston came in through the door holding a pair of boxers and a thong.
"HAVE YOU SEEN LULU OR KALIFA?"
ludicrous_box:
With a flushed face, Jyabura hastily tried to cover up the book he'd just recieved as a birthday gift from Kumadori to keep the others from seeing it, but Kaku nabbed it out of his hands and immediately went pale at the title.
"Kama Sutra".
pinkmoocow:
Calgara crossed his arms and frowned at the chestnut-headed man, curled up in the crook of the snake's tail.
"I thought you liked men," he pouted sullenly.
nirsicle:
Luffy began limping his way back onto the Thousand Sunny, still pulling the long strands of pink hair off of him and was soon questioned by his fellow crew mates about what had happened, to which Luffy groaned:
"Unngh... I think he gave me a little too much meat..."
nirsicle:
Hiruluk gulped nervously and tried to at least make himself comfortable, which was kind of hard to do since he was strapped down to a metal table, and cringed as he heard the sounds of a whip snapping which was followed by laughter.
"Fosfosfosfos! Are you ready to play doctor, Hiruluk-kun~?"
ludicrous_box:
As Sanji woke up that morning, naked and covered in smudged lipstick; smelling of alcohol and the distant cackle, "Ngagagaga!" echoing in his mind, he was sure of one thing.
He was never getting drunk again.
nirsicle:
As Vivi gasped in horror when she walked in to see both her bodyguard and her work partner in bed together, Mr.9 quickly jumped up to his feet, grabbed his clothes and bolted out the door.
"Bye Bye Baby!"