Dueling: the Boring LiveJournal Poll

[ludickid]

"To bring your controversies for adjustment..."

Poll I demand satisfaction!

Comments

[deanarae]

I find this poll insulting, and I challenge you to a duel!

[ludickid]

I await the arrival of your seconds.

[deanarae]

I'll get right on it... just as soon as I figure out what that means.

[stevegreen]

It's okay. I've just had lunch and I don't feel like seconds. You can have mine.

[tx_cronopio]

In your reasons for fighting a duel, you left out love/jealousy! Unless that's what you meant by pussy ;)

[ludickid]

That may have been what I meant.

[stevegreen]

I thought you meant he insulted your cat.

[oilyrags]

Other - BARE HANDS!

[ludickid]

Fists aren't bare hands?

[hipsterdetritus]

I think what he means is a slap duel.

[oilyrags]

They are - but bare hands includes karate chops and judo strangles as well. And I'd even include kicking and grappling techniques in there as well. You may mock the rear naked choke, so perhaps you'll be happier dying from it if I use the other name for that technique: mata leao - THE LIONSLAYER.

[steve_hicken]

Other: mots, both bon AND juste.

[ludickid]

How about Mott's applesauce?

[subversivegrrl]

Other: jai alai cestas. Don't laugh, that ball can kill!

[ludickid]

After reading about the guys who shot at each other with blunderbusses from passing hot air balloons, I laugh at nothing.