Foot Foot don't live here no more

[ludickid]

We've waited a long time, but finally, the 2006 Golden Wingnut Awards for excellence in right-wing blowhardery have been awarded by the Poor Man Institute, at a special ceremony hosted by congressional ejaculator Mark Foley. I urge you to investigate immediately, and for God's sake, whatever you do, do not miss the amazing remix of some of the

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[ludickid]

Here is a totally unrelated story that I almost wrote in my LJ but it was too boring and only a couple of people, like you, would appreciate it:

When I was in Dallas this weekend, we went to this hipster club, full of hip hipsters. And I was looking around at all the hip hipsters with their hip hipster threads, and it suddenly occurred to me: I am the most metal person in this club. Which, I mean, THAT NEVER HAPPENS, I am never the most metal person in the club. I was wearing a studded leather belt, a Venom "Welcome to Hell" t-shirt and a Terror hoodie, and that was the extent of my metalosity! I totally wasn't even very metal, and yet I was more metal than anyone in the joint. I didn't know what to make of it, and I still don't.

[calamityjon]

It bothers me that one of the key accroutements of metal fashion is a belt. Is it because suspenders are so polka?

It's a metal thing, you wouldn't understand

[ludickid]

Wearing suspenders makes people think you're a fan of RO AIDE and UDA RIES. And how else am I supposed to keep my metal pants up?

[hipsterdetritus]

It is considerably easier, and equally satisfying, to be the most hip-hop person in a hipster club. All you really need to do is wear loose-fitting jeans and maybe a polo shirt. Add a Kangol and you're pretty much Ice Cube.

[brandiweed]

Yep. The fact that *I've* heard LSD is the Bomb on the radio-- and we're talking someone who usually pretty much stuck with KROQ in her days in Southern California...